There’s a little-known secret up in the North Pole. Those creatures who help pull Santa’s sleigh are actually shape shifters. They are high energy, high drive beings with many needs. Santa works hard to keep them happy and satisfied throughout the year. Keeping these shape shifters happy assures they work hard on Christmas eve. Flying beyond the speed of sound is exhausting work. Hard workers deserve to be rewarded for all the time, effort, and energy they put into helping others. So, Santa utilizes my many talents to keep his shape shifting sleigh drivers happy, focused, and motivated to get all those presents to the good girls and boys in the world on that one special night a year. The yearly Christmas Eve Gang Bang is the secret to what gives the sleigh drivers the energy to complete their high-speed deliveries.
