Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410
They say Santa as a devilish counterpart. A half-man half-demon who punishes bad little boys and girls who end up on the naughty list. I don’t believe in that kinda noise. There is no such thing as Santa or Krampus. I’m the only one who holds myself accountable for my actions, and I like being bad.
I’ve been kicking in the balls of losers and pegging idiots up the ass all year. Some threat of a monster coming to spank me isn’t going to make me behave. I’ll keep doing whatever I want to whoever I want, and I’d be willing to bet you I still get presents this year!
