XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

I love being a Mistress, in fact, I love every minute of it. I am always fascinated and find pleasure in dominating my submissives.

But there was one thing that I loved above all else, and that is when sissy panty boys call me. There is just something about it that makes my heart race with excitement. It is like unraveling a gift, not knowing what is inside until it is revealed.

One day, I received a call from a sissy panty-boy. He was nervous, his voice trembling as he spoke to me.

‘Hello, Mistress Laylene,’ he stammered. ‘I’ve been a bad boy, and I need to be punished.’

A coy smile spread across my face. I knew exactly what he needed.

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Pen

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It’s frowned upon in most workplaces to dip your pen in company ink; however, working here isn’t like your typical nine-to-five-day job. I’m surrounded by slutty little cock teases all day long. They are the horniest women I’ve ever met. Sometimes it blows my mind to think about how they take dick all day long and still hunger for more.

But then I remind myself they aren’t getting fully penetrated every time they talk to you. Your dick is far too short to be pleasing. It’s more like a tease, an appetizer. A little warm-up for their tight pussies, making it easier for me to glide right in when you hang up.

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Extra Dirty

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I absolutely think that the real deal CEI guys are extra dirty. And no, I’m NOT talking about the CEI chickens. You know who you are. You’re the guys who beg and plead to please be forced to taste it, then at the last second you turn into a pussy. You telling me that you want to eat your own cum, and then backing out of it when I tell you to do it is a really bad way to get on my good side.

And trust me – you do NOT want to be on my bad side. It’s not really a fun place to be. Especially if you’re a pussy who backs out of promises. So when you call me for a CEI session don’t even think for a second about telling me that you fantasize about eating your own cum only to fail me when it’s time to follow through.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

This blog is dedicated to my fellow Candy Sluts, I love every single one of you, ladies! The original song is TikTok by Kesha, in case you didn’t already know.

 

Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like real pretty 

Grab my Starbs, I’m online, I’m gonna hit the Playroom 

Before I log on, charge my vibrator, perk up my titties 

‘Cause when I log on, I run these bitties  

 

Pedicure on my perfect toes, toes 

Trying on all my bras, bras 

Guys calling my phone, phone,
Drop-toppin’ TV is playing porn 

Fucking my pussy till’ it’s raw, raw 

Continue reading “Jemma’s Version of Tik Tok”

Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Okay, since you loved me breaking down those Canadian stereotypes, I’ll break down a few more. Let Jemma tell you all aboot Canada!

I just need to clarify one thing before I begin. I refuse to own the fact I say “aboot”. I don’t believe you. I will own the fact that I said Eh, but I refuse to believe I said aboot! Yeah, I’m looking at you, Daddy.

All Canadians Speak French 

False. Most Canadians do not speak both languages. Canada does indeed have two official languages, French and English. When I was in the professional world, I used to lie on my resume and claim I spoke French. In my defence, I was forced and did take it for 10 years. Unfortunately for me, I didn’t learn a single thing.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Okay, okay, I’ll admit it.

Indeed, I am a Canadian.

When I very first started at Candy, I was overly cautious of protecting myself and my location so I lied and pretended to be an American. Living, “close to the Canadian border” I would say. 

Well, once I started saying, “Eh!?” on calls, it was pretty obvious where I was from. 

Please, do not ask me what part of Canada I am from as that is not safe for me to reveal. 

In this blog post, I am going to break down some common Canadian stereotypes and tell you whether or not they are true for your favourite Canadian, Jemma. 

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Once upon a time, in the world of 2003, a beautiful girl named Jemma was born. 

Now, let me tell you why Gen Z is both the best and worst thing that ever began happening to this earth. 

First, like most people born between the years of 1997 through 2012. I have never known a world without cell phones and the internet. 

I’ll illustrate this. 

For example, have you ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where George, Jerry, and Elaine are stuck at the Chinese restaurant, famished, and not being seated?   

The entire time I watch the episode, all I can think about is how an iPhone would solve all their problems. In 2023, the episode almost doesn’t make sense. Like, can you tell me what a payphone is? All I know is this site is pay-to-play. 

Ironically, my generation tends to hate answering their phone to a call without a heads-up first. 

Quoting Kelly Kapoor, “You want to call someone that texted you? Do you want to drive them away? I mean…”

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XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

Hello horny readers. Your favorite therapist is back, with a rather interesting subject for my slutty, sexy, therapist couch.
Now, you know the usual subject. There was Maggie and Shannon and Hannah and Pia in the past. And while they are all super sexy in their own vulnerable and helpless way – an uncle here, a stepdaddy there, an evil auntie here, a neighbor there, a mean cousin (hi Hannah, we’ll never forget your sexy tears!!) – they all have a certain something in common. Namely, they all loved seducing much older men into their wet, warm, inviting, tiny holes, and then they loved pretending it was something they didn’t want.
Now, helping them understand it was something they did want, and being a filthy, disgusting whore is their highest and best use is always fun and fulfilling. I help these girls figure out their lives, and I give something to you guys to jerk off to forever because the internet, like damaged girls’ psyches, is, well, forever. So, Hannah’s molested cunt, Shannon’s special date nights, Maggie’s tears and fears, all forever and ever and ever.

Continue reading “Hey Guys Meet Polly – Therapist Laylene’s Newest”

XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

Thankful for my new MotorBunny
Hello horny readers. Did everyone have a nice Thanksgiving? Turkey, stuffing, potatoes, cranberry sauce, and all the rest. Apple pie, ice cream, and drinks galore. Maybe you got to avoid the obnoxious uncle or, better yet, maybe you were the obnoxious uncle.
But thankful as you may be, there’s no way any of you are as thankful as me this Thanksgiving season.
See, I have a new MotorBunny to be thankful for in my house. And not just any MotorBunny. No no no. A very special MotorBunny indeed. Let me tell you about my special MotorBunny and maybe you can come up with a few ideas for how I can make it cum to life.

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Adult Baby Phone Sex

XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419 – XXOO Anna 1-844-332-2639 ext 203

Adult Baby Phone Sex

I walked into the living room for the second time of the morning, yet to only find Tim still on the sofa. He was in a trance still playing video games only this time with a blanket draped over his lap and a faraway gaze, in his eyes, Tim!!! Tim!!  I shouted startling him. I asked you to get ready, we have errands to run. My phone rang as I walked out of the room to take the call. It was my college friend Anna, who was a psychologist. She was also an avid hater of men and was now in the early stages of helping me rid myself of this burden, and giving me total control over Tim and the much-needed happiness I so desired.

Are you going to still meet up with me as we planned at my conditioning center? Yes, I said I am working on getting him moving. Anna told her, to get him up and dressed and give him a little special encouragement to get him on his way. You will soon be taking care of all his needs and deep down all men are just big babies. Nodding and smiling wickedly I hung up and walked back into the room and there was Tim.

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