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This is the story of Halloweenie. Oh, you haven’t heard of him? Well, it’s probably time that you did. This is exactly where you need to be. I will tell you the sad story of a man born with the tiniest micro penis imaginable. This should actually make you feel a little better about yourself or will it?
Halloweenie went by the name of Ted but lived in a little village in New England. He seemed nice enough but there were two things he was cursed with in life. One was the fact that he had a micro penis. I’m not just talking about a smaller than average dick. This little nub was so small that it could be easily confused with a clit. The second curse was that of being a complete pervert.
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