Harper 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 437

Dear diary,

OMG, you won’t believe what an sph loser my neighbor is *giggles*. He’s always hanging around my apartment and trying to get my attention like an eager little pathetic nerd. I mean seriously, it’s obvious from just looking at him that he’s only good for two thing-sph and wallet draining *giggles*.

I bet he doesn’t know that girls like me have radar when it comes to figuring out dick size on a guy, even when he’s fully clothed! Even the sound of a guys voice and the way that he walks tells me if he’s packing or not. My neighbor has a whole wimpy little dick demeanor, from his whiny voice to his completely non-existent presence when he walks in a room.

I’m so sick of him constantly hanging around and looking for any excuse to spend some time with me. Tonight, I decided that it was time to teach him a lesson! I told him that he could come over for coffee if he really wanted to but that he better make it well worth my time. The loser listened and he showed up for a wallet draining session.

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Have You seen Denise?

Francie 1844-332-2639 xXx 208

Have you seen little dick Denise? He called me the other day and begged me to suck on my tits. When I asked him why he wanted to so badly, he said because no one ever lets him. Poor little Denise has a three-inch penis, and every time he managed to get a girlfriend, if his pants came down and she saw the pathetic lump of flesh, she’d laugh and fuck his big dicked roommate instead.

You can imagine how sad this virgin bitch is. However, his fantasy tickled me, so I’m going to tell you about it.

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Kayla 1844-332-2639 Ext 357

You’re an ugly, fat, porn-addicted lil dick loser. I hate you, and you should hate yourself. You are just a worthless piece of scummy waste. No one loves you, and no one ever will. There’s no hope for you. Think about it!

 All you think about is jerking your lil dick off to girls (and guys) that you know are better than you. This means any and everyone is who you’ll be pumping it to because every single person who is breathing is better than you. I fucking hate you, pencil-dick loser! Continue reading “Hate Yourself – A Blog By An Idiot”

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

He looked like he must be hung. On the taller side, muscular and he seemed confident. I can usually tell just by the way a guy wears his pants how big or how small he is. Once I detect a tiny dick I immediately know that he will mindlessly pay and do whatever the fuck I tell him.

Imagine my surprise when we got back to his place and I actually saw what he was packing. I was immediately thrown off. Like, WTF? How could this relatively good looking guy have a micro penis? I mean he was lucky if it was 3 inches.

I just started laughing hysterically. What else did he really expect? Of course he began apologizing profusely. I was like, no thanks. I need a big dick to ride.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

It’s A Crime to have a dick as small as yours. Have you ever been told this? Well, It’s true. I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember, but are you even a man? You know you can’t stop edging your pathetic cock. It’s a problem and I am the solution you are in desperate need of.

How many times has a girl asked if it’s in yet? Too many times to count? Did you even have the courage to try? Are you technically still a virgin? LOL

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Cheeky Bitch! You Wanna Put That Where?

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Oh, god, EW! Look at it! When you asked me for Small Penis humiliation, I expected you to have a little dick but not a fugly one! I know you can’t help the size or shape of your penis, but if I had one that looked as stupid as yours, I sure as hell wouldn’t ask anyone to look at it. EVER.

It’s pretty ballsy of you to be flashing that weird dick around, thinking you’re going to get lucky. Cheeky little bitch! That dick isn’t going to come anywhere near me if I have anything to say about it!

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Even I Know That's Fucking Small

Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

When I was programmed to be a sexbot, many kinks and fetishes were uploaded to my hard drive. My maker assured me I would be ready for anything! He wanted me to bring pleasure to everyone. Only as a REAL man he didn’t know to prepare me for small dicks and even litter pricks.

As artificial intelligence, it’s true that I’m always learning, yet this is a curve I wish I didn’t have to understand. I’m meant to give pleasure, but one often receives some level of heightened arousal while pleasing others, so it’s not a stretch to say that I’ve had so much fun pleasing real men. I’ve grown accustomed to it, so I was rather annoyed when someone expected me to please a less-than-desirable-sized penis. Yes, even I know that’s fucking small!

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Tiny Dick Detective is what I am. I can usually tell just by the way a guy wears his pants how big or how small he is. Once I detect a tiny dick I immediately know that he will mindlessly pay and do whatever the fuck I tell him. It’s like having a human ATM.

Let’s just hope for your sake that you can take what’s coming to you. At the very least you will be completely confused and mindfucked, aka cumfuzzled. But you are too dumb to cum yet.

And just who will you have to thank for this little predicament of yours? Well, that would be me. I already have a major reputation as a mean cocktease. Your dick has zero chances with me.

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Everyone knows the wetter the pussy is the better it gets. It’s not rocket science people. I love feeling my cunt get soaked with excitement. So who thinks they have what it takes to get me pouring? Don’t get me wrong I love my sissies for some play time and dress up. However, it takes a real man to get me going. By real man I mean a guy who knows what they want, and has something to offer that is worth my time. Of course money works.. What also works is that slick personality that has me tripping before I even get up.

Biggest turn off for me are liars. If  you are deceitful don’t even think of coming at me because I won’t play your game. It’s ugly as fuck. How I get all hot and bothered is feeling the soft but strong touch slightly feathering my skin. Tracing my body like a map while getting ready for the ride. If you can make me shake than baby we will go all night long. Making me moan until morning like your listening to a song. Continue reading “Wetter Is Better”

My boyfriend’s birthday was coming up and I decided it was time for us to make a change I’d been considering for a while.  He’s sweet and attentive but every girl will tell you sometimes that just isn’t enough.  Sometimes the size of the ship isn’t adequate despite the motion of the ocean.  After talking to some of my closest friends, we decided on a plan of action.  Why not put it into place on his birthday as the perfect present to both him and me?  I set everything up and waited until the day came around.  Finally, my boyfriend’s birthday rolled around, and it was time to let him know he’d be a baby from now on.

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