Alyssa’s Your Cock Is Lost In Translation Phone Sex

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What the fuck do you expect me to do with that poor excuse of a cock? I mean, seriously? No, I just can’t. Everyone knows I prefer BBC. I definitely don’t tolerate pencil dicks. What even is the point?

Your cock is lost in translation. I don’t even want to know. I could care less about it. The only reason I even tolerate you at all is because you like to spoil me and worship me.

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Morgan’s Sexy Southern Slang Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you:  You’re Welcome!

  • Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
  • Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
  • Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
  • That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
  • Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
  • Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
  • Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
  • Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

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Alyssa’s Show Me Your Spring Roll Phone Sex

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

It’s finally Spring! After a yucky, cold winter I think everyone is ready for the nicer weather. Spring just does something to people. It makes us so horny doesn’t it? I’m sure your cock has been hard after hibernating all winter. So, let him out to play.

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Willow’s Ca$hing In On Your Feelings of Inadequacy Phone Sex

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Awwe, do you feel like less than a man? Possibly wishing you were more like those Alpha types you see around you? But, instead, you feel more like a cuck in every area of your life. Nothing ever seems to go your way, does it? Do you know the reason for this? Here’s a hint, look down at your crotch area. See that pathetic excuse of a cock? There is your reason.

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Alyssa’s Fake Pregnancy Fantasy Phone Sex

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639 ext 202

You are such a fucking cuck. That must be what made me have the crazy dream I had the other night. I dreamt that I was pregnant and I told you it was yours. You were so excited to think that your pathetic cock had actually accomplished something for once. You went out and bought all kinds of stuff for the munchkin.

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The Mistress of Fetish Phonesex

MISTRESS RHIANNA 1-844-332-2639 x 253

Fetish as defined by the Oxford Dictionary – “A form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.” Now that’s a cold, clinical definition if ever there was one! Better defined, fetish is an indispensable sexual ingredient. It takes sex from the mundane to the truly artistic. And that “etc.,” that the losers working for dictionary inc. so casually dismissed? Well, that is a wide array of kinks and desires that they can never truly understand. But I understand….

RHIANNA KNIGHT, THE MISTRESS OF FETISH

And you will too. If you get in touch with me that is … I’ll be your guide through this wonderful world of kink and you find out first hand why they call me the Mistress of Fetish.

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Your Shortcummings Phonesex with Mistress Collette

Mistress Collette — 1-844-332-2639 ext 383

In the last little while, I have been feeling quite abusive.  I find it almost therapeutic for myself to be painfully mean to my pathetic little phonesex slaves and subs.  It brings me pleasure.  If you are considering speaking to me, you should be prepared for some extreme evil treatment.  Not often is this type of talk needed, so this is only directed at pathetic losers with a valid and healthy credit card.

I want you to be extremely pathetic and even more bizarre, and you will get my special tongue lashing poured all over you.  I want to tell you how of all your failures in life and make you pay by being my little pay piggy.

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Willow’s December Dickens Phone Sex

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Awwe, there you are with your little “dickens“. Was it a “Tale of Two Cities“? or a Tale of Two Clitties? LMAO. That little dickens is definitely not something to write home about. Perhaps I should call him “Pip”. That sounds like an appropriate “little” nickname for him. Just for putting up with him there should be something in it for me. I mean what have you done for me lately? Haven’t you heard of the tiny dick loser tax?

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Morgan’s You Don’t Know Jack About Jerking Off Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

You call wanting to jerk off your little weiner. But you don’t even know how to do it right. For Fuck’s sake, really? A grown man who doesn’t even know how to jack off correctly. Just let me take over. I will tell you step by step how to get yourself off. It won’t be quick and to the point. I will force you to edge yourself and really build up a hefty cum load first.

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Mila’s SPH Phone Call Phone Sex

MILA 844-332-2639 EXT. 220

Why are there guys who get so excited to show their tiny, little cocks? Like, they should be ashamed to have a cock that small in the first place. I had a call the other day where a client wanted to show me his cock over Skype. He sounded really excited and I told me to prepare to be amazed. LOL. Well, when I got on Skype I was immediately shown him stroking his little, worthless worm right in front of me.

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