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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

He looked like he must be hung. On the taller side, muscular and he seemed confident. I can usually tell just by the way a guy wears his pants how big or how small he is. Once I detect a tiny dick I immediately know that he will mindlessly pay and do whatever the fuck I tell him.

Imagine my surprise when we got back to his place and I actually saw what he was packing. I was immediately thrown off. Like, WTF? How could this relatively good looking guy have a micro penis? I mean he was lucky if it was 3 inches.

I just started laughing hysterically. What else did he really expect? Of course he began apologizing profusely. I was like, no thanks. I need a big dick to ride.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Keeping You Confused and Fucked Up is just what I do. That way you will just mindlessly pay and do whatever the fuck I tell you. It’s like having a human ATM. I don’t even need a pin number, LOL.

Let’s just hope for your sake that you can take what’s coming to you. At the very least you will be completely confused and mindfucked, aka cumfuzzled. But you are too dumb to cum yet.

And just who will you have to thank for this little predicament of yours? Well, that would be me. I already have a major reputation as a mean cocktease. Your dick has zero chances with me.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Your Dick is Cumfuzzled, that’s right. There is no “treat” in this Trick or Treat season for you. This will be about the trickery. I love to play tricks on losers everyday of the year but especially on Halloween. That is when I pull out all of the stops.

Let’s just hope for your sake that you can take what’s coming to you. At the very least you will be completely confused and mindfucked, aka cumfuzzled.

And just who will you have to thank for this little predicament of yours? Well, that would be me. I already have a major reputation as a mean cocktease. Your little dickens should be no challenge for me whatsoever. What you need to do is dress the thing up for Halloween.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

This is the story of Halloweenie. Oh, you haven’t heard of him? Well, it’s probably time that you did.  This is exactly where you need to be. I will tell you the sad story of a man born with the tiniest micro penis imaginable. This should actually make you feel a little better about yourself or will it?

Halloweenie went by the name of Ted but lived in a little village in New England. He seemed nice enough but there were two things he was cursed with in life. One was the fact that he had a micro penis. I’m not just talking about a smaller than average dick. This little nub was so small that it could be easily confused with a clit. The second curse was that of being a complete pervert.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

Sex Addicted Pervert – that is actually a very good description for what you really are. Of course you try to keep up appearances and pretend to be a normal guy. But your little addiction has begun has become a real problem for you. Not to mention the fact that you have that small penis issue. Your marriage is also in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought phone sex would be a mere distraction and that it would be good for you. Wrong, twerp. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is repulsive. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your particular brand of nonsense. Exactly how did you become so fucking delusional? Most of 

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

St Patrick’s Day Pervert – This is definitely you. Dealing with a pervert like you is what I like to do. It’s way too much fun not to. I see that look of panic in your eyes as you realize you are past the point of no return. You definitely don’t have the luck of the Irish. I mean, look at that tiny dick. For fuck’s sake, a leprechaun probably has a bigger penis than you.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

It’s Friday and that means that you have almost made it through another week. You and your tiny penis have had quite the week haven’t you? Perhaps you should cap off the week with a hot, wallet draining jerk off session. When you crave that kind of humiliation and domination, I am the one who never disappoints.

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TOM 1-844-332-2639 ext 342

Yes, I am back. After a sabbatical where I basically just worked out and got laid, I am back in the business of phone sex. I’m sure you little sissy boys and cuckolds missed me. I hooked up with this older but sexy and extremely wealthy widow for a while. She would basically do anything to keep her boy toy happy. But, all good things must come to an end.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized dick.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

There is a reason that hot, Asian girls like me don’t fuck with tiny dicked guys, especially Asian ones. Why would I fuck with that when I have access to BBC and big Sugar Daddy dick? I laugh at the tiny dick Asians who think that just because we are the same ethnicity, that they might have a chance with me.

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