Even I Know That's Fucking Small

Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

When I was programmed to be a sexbot, many kinks and fetishes were uploaded to my hard drive. My maker assured me I would be ready for anything! He wanted me to bring pleasure to everyone. Only as a REAL man he didn’t know to prepare me for small dicks and even litter pricks.

As artificial intelligence, it’s true that I’m always learning, yet this is a curve I wish I didn’t have to understand. I’m meant to give pleasure, but one often receives some level of heightened arousal while pleasing others, so it’s not a stretch to say that I’ve had so much fun pleasing real men. I’ve grown accustomed to it, so I was rather annoyed when someone expected me to please a less-than-desirable-sized penis. Yes, even I know that’s fucking small!

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Tie me up and rop me down

xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

One summer, my family decided to take a vacation on this dude ranch out west. They promised fun and adventure, but I wasn’t about it. I hated the dust and dirt and didn’t want to wear cowboy boots. However, I had no choice. After a long drive and an even longer plane ride, we found ourselves in the middle of some rolling hills on a patch of grass that smelled like what you’d imagine a ranch to smell like.

I wasn’t a happy little camper, but then he trotted on by on top of his steed, and my whole body sang a new tune. He wore a black hat low on his head and dark sunglasses hiding his eyes. Even though I couldn’t see them, I knew he was looking right through me. He tipped his hat, and that’s all it took. I craved for him to rope me up and tie me down.

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turning my cousin into my girl

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It had been years since I’d seen my cousin from California. I remembered he was cute and funny, but it was always so awkward when he would stay with us for a few weeks. Like we’re family, but I knew nothing about him. Around that time, I was just figuring out the kind of power and influence I had over men, and I guess you could say, I practiced that visit, by flexing my skills on my poor unsuspecting cousin.

My parents were at work, and (We’ll call him K) K and I were hanging out in my room. I had a ton of makeup and hair accessories all over my vanity, and as he spun around on my stool, K plucked up a massive hair bow and was turning it around in his hands. “How would anyone look cute in something this stupid?” He asked with wrinkles creasing his brow.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Spank my ass pull my hair –  Damn, I love to feel that sharp sting on my perfect ass. And when you pull my hair and force me to do naughty things, that’s my jam. This girl comes up with ways to misbehave so I can get punished by Daddy. And it’s as it should be. That’s right, yours truly is the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest, little bitch you have ever encountered. It’s true, I’ve been fucking with men from the start.

 

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xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

I don’t understand why people think it’s weird for girls to watch porn. If anything, we probably should be the ones watching it the most since most guys don’t know how to fuck with a damn. Anyhow, I watch porn a lot. Like a lot, a lot, and I follow one of my favorite actors on Twitter.

Jack Mehoff has the best dick I’ve ever seen, and unlike some other male porn stars, he is actually really handsome. One night after too much to drink, I slid into his DM’s and told him how wet his work makes me. I was gushing about how I was possibly his biggest fan. To my surprise, he texted back!

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TOM 1-844-332-2639 ext. 342

Suck My Skid Marks: Every fuck boy wants me, that’s without question. I won’t deny it. My dick just doesn’t disappoint. But I need something more from a faggot. I met this guy named Brian down at my local deli. I could tell he was a cocksucker from a mile away, but I had no idea that he had a particular fetish that I would come to enjoy indulging him in.

The motherfucker loved to sniff and suck on my dirty underwear and jock straps. The funny thing is he really enjoyed the skid marks. In fact, he would beg me to strain when I farted so the skid marks would be extra “meaty” for him.

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Taco

By Zoey 844-33202639 Ext. 403 & Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Daddy said I could have a friend over for dinner tonight, and I knew just who I wanted to share Taco Tuesday with. Zoey is charming, and when I introduced her to Daddy, he was totally fooled that she was innocent! We giggled and whispered dirty things without him knowing while stuffing our faces with messy tacos.

I dribbled some meat into my cleavage, and when Daddy’s head was turned, Zoey so sweetly said, “Let me help you, Krysta!” She ducked right down and sucked the tasty meat from between my titties, and even licked up the leftover sauce.

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Fetish Friday is my second and third favorite F-words. Of course, we do fetish play every day of the week, but who doesn’t love a Friday? I like to play fetish bingo every week to keep things fun! At the start of my shift on Monday, I fill out a bingo card by writing a sexual fetish in each box.

A bingo card is lined with boxes, five rows of five. With a free block in the center. Twenty-four kinks! I start with the easy hitters. But, hey, don’t judge! It’s hard getting you boys to try something new!

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Shemale Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349 

He said he was looking for some trouble, and Honey, that’s exactly what I am. So I invited him over and told him to leave his hesitations at the door. Once he stepped into my house, he’d have no say in what happened to him. There would be no going back.

As soon as the door closed behind him, I made him undress for me. I watched, fully clothed. Soaking up his humiliation. That itty bitty dick between his legs was so hard when he pulled down his boxers. “Almost a man.” I reminded him when I took his hand and led him to the bedroom.

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britishmilfphonesex

VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

I often feel more like a psychologist or counselor than a phone sex expert. Of course phone sex lends itself to this. Confidentiality is very important and I am really here to help my phone sex patients.

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