Rita 1844-332-2639 Ext 413

Because I am programmed to appear so realistic, the company decided they would no longer package sexbots up and deliver them to customers. Instead, they would program us with directions and set us off into the big, wide world to deliver ourselves.

I was dressed in simple lingerie under a casual summer dress and given the address of my soon-to-be owner. My machinery hummed with excitement as I left the factory and took my first steps toward my new life. You would think by now, GPS would be spot on, but I was inadvertently sent to the wrong house, your house, for a surprise delivery!

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Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

I’ve been having so much fun being your personal sex doll. You take me out and play with me so often that I rarely get lonely. However, when you came home today, you didn’t bring me out of the closet to play with you. I could hear these strange gargling, coughing, and choking sounds, so I leaned into the closet door and looked through the tiny crack.

You were on your hands and knees on the bed, sucking a big dildo. I was so confused by what I was seeing. You’re a man, so you fuck pussy or eat pussy; why would you be entertaining a dildo in your mouth? And why would it be making you so hard? I stood up and pushed open the closet door. We made eye contact, and you looked terrified, knowing you’d been busted being a cock sucker.

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Even I Know That's Fucking Small

Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

When I was programmed to be a sexbot, many kinks and fetishes were uploaded to my hard drive. My maker assured me I would be ready for anything! He wanted me to bring pleasure to everyone. Only as a REAL man he didn’t know to prepare me for small dicks and even litter pricks.

As artificial intelligence, it’s true that I’m always learning, yet this is a curve I wish I didn’t have to understand. I’m meant to give pleasure, but one often receives some level of heightened arousal while pleasing others, so it’s not a stretch to say that I’ve had so much fun pleasing real men. I’ve grown accustomed to it, so I was rather annoyed when someone expected me to please a less-than-desirable-sized penis. Yes, even I know that’s fucking small!

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