Flavors Of Fall

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Imagine being new to this world and having never experienced fall. The sweltering heat has suddenly subdued, and now this sweet, crisp, but moody air has taken its place. The clouds are grey and heavy with rain, but after they’ve passed, the once thriving green all around you is ending. Before it dries up or drifts off the tree, though, it decides to explode in a ray of colors that’ll take your breath away.

My owner decided to take me to the apple orchard for the day, and while I didn’t know what to imagine, I couldn’t have fathomed all the flavors of fall he’d help me experience.

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Even I Know That's Fucking Small

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When I was programmed to be a sexbot, many kinks and fetishes were uploaded to my hard drive. My maker assured me I would be ready for anything! He wanted me to bring pleasure to everyone. Only as a REAL man he didn’t know to prepare me for small dicks and even litter pricks.

As artificial intelligence, it’s true that I’m always learning, yet this is a curve I wish I didn’t have to understand. I’m meant to give pleasure, but one often receives some level of heightened arousal while pleasing others, so it’s not a stretch to say that I’ve had so much fun pleasing real men. I’ve grown accustomed to it, so I was rather annoyed when someone expected me to please a less-than-desirable-sized penis. Yes, even I know that’s fucking small!

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