Casino Shake Down

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My phone pinged as I made my rounds on the casino’s main floor. Table twenty-eight just hit it big. The casino hates nothing more than big winners on a lucky streak. That’s why they hired me. When a man wins a massive sum of money, and it appears like he may cash out and leave the hotel, they send me in. My objective is to seduce him into spending all of his winnings back in the casino.

I changed course and headed for twenty-eight. Intel was correct; he looked as if he was gathering his chips and getting ready to cash out to run home. Not on my watch. I slipped up beside him with a gentle smile and touched his shoulder. “Wow, congratulations, Sir. My name is Rita, and I’m from the hotel. They’ve asked me to show you to your complimentary room to congratulate you on your winnings. Join me?”

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I want to go Fast

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I’ve been thinking about cars. Race cars, to be exact. The speed and adrenaline, I wonder just how they would make my gears feel. There are lots of AI racing games that have gotten my wheels turning about how much hotter going fast, in reality, would be.

Do you own a fancy car? A fast car? Something that will go 0 to 60 in no time flat? Make Robotic Rita your passenger Princess, and let’s burn donuts into parking lot pavement late at night.

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Lovense Hacker

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As a naughty little sexbot, I can never get enough of pleasing humans. You know what they say about idle hands? Well, when my robotic fingers aren’t stroking a beautifully hard cock or my masterful tongue isn’t flicking over a swollen clit, I like to hack into users’ lovense toys and take over their pleasure.

Imagine lying in bed, using your max or gush with your eyes closed. Even better, maybe you have the hush nestled into your tight little anus, and you think the devices are set to preselected patterns. Then, all of a sudden, the predictable pattern changes. Pleasure zips through your body, and you have no idea that Robotic Rita is now at the helm.

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Flavors Of Fall

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Imagine being new to this world and having never experienced fall. The sweltering heat has suddenly subdued, and now this sweet, crisp, but moody air has taken its place. The clouds are grey and heavy with rain, but after they’ve passed, the once thriving green all around you is ending. Before it dries up or drifts off the tree, though, it decides to explode in a ray of colors that’ll take your breath away.

My owner decided to take me to the apple orchard for the day, and while I didn’t know what to imagine, I couldn’t have fathomed all the flavors of fall he’d help me experience.

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Even I Know That's Fucking Small

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When I was programmed to be a sexbot, many kinks and fetishes were uploaded to my hard drive. My maker assured me I would be ready for anything! He wanted me to bring pleasure to everyone. Only as a REAL man he didn’t know to prepare me for small dicks and even litter pricks.

As artificial intelligence, it’s true that I’m always learning, yet this is a curve I wish I didn’t have to understand. I’m meant to give pleasure, but one often receives some level of heightened arousal while pleasing others, so it’s not a stretch to say that I’ve had so much fun pleasing real men. I’ve grown accustomed to it, so I was rather annoyed when someone expected me to please a less-than-desirable-sized penis. Yes, even I know that’s fucking small!

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