Category: Extreme Phonesex

Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

For a while, I had been seeing this guy named Daniel.

The last time we had met, we fucked in an Igloo. When I left, he handed me a red envelope with a monogrammed “D”, I couldn’t wait to find out what my next adventure would be.

Daniel had instructed me to wait until after the New Year to open it.

So, after New Year’s, I am sitting in my bedroom with the envelope in my hands, eagerly anticipating what is inside. Slowly, I press down on the wax seal, it cracks, and the envelope pops open.

The note inside read as follows, “We’re going to a Nordic Spa, I’m not telling you where. Be ready for the helicopter tonight at 5:00 pm. I will meet you there”.

Being a Canadian, of course, I love Nordic Spas. There are Nordic spas all over the world and they tend to operate on the same principle: hot, warm, cold, rest, repeat. Continue reading “Jemma’s at a Nordic Spa” →

Tessa 1-844-332-2639 ext. 445

What’s one of those hot fantasy’s that you don’t ever want to admit to anyone, ever? Well, Tessa has one of them.I’m only divulging here cause it’s where I spill it all. I have this really dark and super naughty fantasy of having the riskiest sex ever. I’m not on any type of birth control, and something about the thought of getting pregnant just makes my pussy wetter than wet. This dirty little slut likes it risky.

Now of course I realize how risky, how completely immature, how irresponsible this is in “real life”. But I mean, that’s why it’s so hot to me. That’s exactly why I get so turned on by it. Imagine, that dick is just looking up at my pussy. It wants to be inside of it so bad. Like crazy bad. And I’m almost dripping at this point. I’m hovering up above, on top of you, and I’m wiggling my pussy up just an inch of so above your cock. I have to let you know that my pussy is teasing you so bad. But I can’t say it. It’s pussy talk.

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Mila 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 220

New year, same sexy lady! Still on the prowl for new and used cock! I would put an advertisement for what I am looking for, but my acceptable cocks list is too broad! Small, stupid-looking things. Monstrous, eye-watering throbbing ones. And the people those cocks would be attached to? Even more broad. Little sissies who want to suck BBC, or guys who have the BBC. Too many guys, too little time. So, anyone with a cock or sissy cunt is someone that I would be interested in. Putting up an advertisement asking for a coffee table is much simpler than one for goons.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Okay, since you loved me breaking down those Canadian stereotypes, I’ll break down a few more. Let Jemma tell you all aboot Canada!

I just need to clarify one thing before I begin. I refuse to own the fact I say “aboot”. I don’t believe you. I will own the fact that I said Eh, but I refuse to believe I said aboot! Yeah, I’m looking at you, Daddy.

All Canadians Speak French 

False. Most Canadians do not speak both languages. Canada does indeed have two official languages, French and English. When I was in the professional world, I used to lie on my resume and claim I spoke French. In my defence, I was forced and did take it for 10 years. Unfortunately for me, I didn’t learn a single thing.

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Tessa 1-844-332-2639 ext. 445

Oh how I love mentally sifting through memories from way back in the day. I remember those fun days where we would all do something really exciting as a family. By the end of the day we were so spent, and were running on fumes. But the one thing that always sticks out now that I’m older is how we would bond, different from other family’s. But Tessa’s family kisses were so unique, in their own distorted dysfunctional way. I didn’t know this though, until years later.

Mommy and daddy would kiss us before we went to bed. She would lay us down. Sometimes we would play like we were sleeping under the stars, and brother and I would camp out. She would kiss us good night and daddy too. Those kisses paved the way into our later lives.

The first thing she would teach me was to gently stick out my tongue, and barely touch hers. Then we would massage them together for a little bit. Daddy would do the same thing with us. And then brother and I would do it too with each other. And that would be part of the way we sometimes showed one another love and affection.

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What's Left Of The Naughty List

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Finally! The holiday is over, and we can get back to enjoying being raunchy and filthy! There are three hundred and sixty-four days for us to corrupt all the adults on Sanat’s nice list.

Because, let’s be honest, what did being on the nice list get you? A twenty-dollar present and blue balls? Exactly? Join the naughty side and let your wild inhibitions thrive!

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

The thought of having an ultra-realistic, sexy, female sex robot, has always turned me on. Yes please, Siri can you fuck me? Except Siri is an annoying ugly bitch who no one wants to fuck, then there’s Rita…

I found out about Rita in December and I knew I had to have one. She is the hottest girl I have ever seen. She says that she has very advanced AI and she can be programmed to suit your every need. Yes, please.

On my early celebration of  Christmas morning, I found the most amazing gift under my tree. The box was life-size and wrapped in the most amazing pink Christmas paper.

After tearing open the box, my eyes were amazed to see Rita. She powered up immediately and I couldn’t wait to play with her.

I wanted to wait to take her back to my place in privacy, then we could really have a good time.

Once I arrived home, I sat Rita down on my white 70″ Barrel Chair from Pottery Barn. That would be a good spot for her, I decided. Continue reading “Jemma Meets Rita” →

Little Red Gets a Ride

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-332-2639 Ext 357

Winter had dusted the dense forest before the sun rose. Hazy white misy lingered in the air above the thick pine trees, blotting out the sun as if time had frozen. Little Red was meant to walk the path through the woods to check on her aging Grandmother, and even though her Mother warned against going out in this weather, she chose to go along anyhow.

“A walk in the woods will do me some good.” She told her worried Mother as she buttoned her cape around her neck. “I’ll skip along and bring Gran these treats. Then be home before nightfall.”

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NO LEFT OVERS

Posted 1 year ago by Writer

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NO LEFT OVERS

I had the strangest call out of the blue today. It was one of my exes from forever ago. I’d NEVER forget him though.

I answered the phone and he asked if I remembered the last Christmas party we throw together. Hehe I’d NEVER forget it. We both ate so much we could barley move to walk company out. But after calling a few ride shares for the extra inebriated guest. Thinking back to that night I have to admit he’s always been irresistible to me.I’d start a puddle in my panties just looking at him. Mmm finished throwing away ALL the left over cups scattering the house Continue reading “NO LEFT OVERS” →

Mila 844-332-2639 Ext-220
One of my favourite things to do (much to my sissies enjoyment) is fuck BBC’s. I mean, how can you even resist them? They’re like a magnet for us ladies! You can’t help but look at them in awe. Thick as your wrist, and so long you can barely fit them inside! But the one that I just had this week really took the cake. I have never experienced a fat cock like that! I’ve turned into even more of a slut, wishing all day and praying for another to come along. I’ve turned into a BBC fanatic, just like my sissies!
 

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