Celebrating Pi Day Phonesex Style With Kayla Cumsalot

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Yay! It’s pi day…What does that mean? Who fucking knows, right? Something about numbers and maybe circles. Math has never been my friend so I say Fuck you Pi day, let’s make it CREAM-Pi day!

Look at my hot, tight PUSSY. It’s almost perfect, isn’t it? The only thing missing is the stretch of your fat cock and some thick creaming drizzle leaking from my parted lips.

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Willow Celebrates Steak & Blow Job Day Phone Sex

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

In case you didn’t realize it, today is National Steak & Blow Job Day. This is the day that’s all about the man for once. You get to enjoy red meat and a sexy, sloppy blow job. I mean, what could be better, right?

Steak & Blow Job Day was created as the male response to Valentine’s Day. It’s exactly a month later and it’s basically payback day for men. After all of the roses and gifts, the guy finally gets his.

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Sucking on Blue Balls Phonesex with Kayla Cumsalot

Sweet Lovin’Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Since someone has wrapped their lips around your BALLS and sucked them sweetly. Can you even remember the last time a woman crawled to you and begged for you to put your SACK in her mouth? I bet you can’t. I’d almost be willing to bet it’s NEVER happened to you.

Don’t worry, baby. Sweet Lovin’ Kayla Cumsalot is here now and begging for you to let me worship those big, heavy balls of yours.  My TONGUE will slather your jewels with saliva while my hand strokes that fat cock of yours. You need to be drained, don’t you? Mmm, I know. You just lie back and let me show you how good it can feel when I empty your balls.

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Willow’s It’s President’s Day But I’m All About the Benjamins Phone Sex

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, extension 230

Happy President’s Day! If you are lucky enough to be off work today what better way to celebrate than with some hot phone sex? Your favorite homewrecker and sugar baby is always all about the Benjamins no matter what day it is. That never changes.

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Alyssa’s Santa’s Little Helpers Elf Orgy Phone Sex

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 202

It was so wild. All of us Tomsin Girls invited to the North Pole. I was excited to see it for myself. When we arrived, elves were on hand to take our coats, etc. I was surprised to see that Mrs. Claus was a total MILF. She wasn’t the pudgy, fat granny type that I had seen in pictures, etc. She was voluptuous with curves in all the right places. She was dressed in a skin-tight, figure-hugging red catsuit with thigh-high black leather boots. She actually licked her luscious lips when she laid eyes on the Tomsin babes.

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Willow’s Elf Yourself at the North Pole Orgy Phone Sex

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

All of the Tomsin girls were invited by St. Nick himself to the North Pole for a Christmas Eve Party. While all of the girls introduced themselves to the elves, who were super cute by the way, Mrs. Claus escorted me up to her private boudoir. It was absolutely gorgeous. Plush reds and gold fabrics and a huge bed that just begged to be fucked in.

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Rhianna’s XXXmas Elf Orgy Santa Snowball Family Fun Phonesex

PRINCESS RHIANNA 1-844-332-2639 x 253

I had taken the evening off from fucking for money and was having an impromptu girls-night with my sissy-slut sidekick Emma. Being a few days before Christmas, she of course had picked out a boatload of holiday flicks for our chill time at home. We were finishing up movie number two and I was pouring my fifth spiked eggnog when Emma stood up and excitedly asked: “Wasn’t that just the greatest movie ever Rhi? I just loves me some Christmas!”

“Yeah,” I replied, more focused on my spiked drink than what Emma was blathering on about. “Just imagine,” she continued, “if they made an X-Rated version. On that one guy, he could have the chains AND a bunch of big thick cockshaped dildos sticking out of his asshole!” “Oh yeah, it would be an instant classic I’m sure.” “Cum-shots were my business,” Emma said in mock deep voice. “Ass fucking was my business! Handjobs were my business!” I swallowed hard the rest of my drink while Emma continued with her little skit. “For this is the dildo I forged in life. It is a ponderous dildo!” When she was finished, she started browsing our streaming service for another movie. “Ooh … ooh,” she said all giddy like. “Can we watch ‘Rudolf the Rednosed Reindeer’ Rhi? You know how much I love that Yukon Cornelius. He is just so sexy with that beard, like a big ol’ teddy bear.”

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Morgan’s Smoking Your North Pole Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

That’s a really nice “pole” you have there. I just don’t even know where to start. I don’t know whether to suck it or fuck it, so I want to do both. I’m sure you want to pound my little package, don’t you? Let me warn you – it’s tight and it’s addictive. Once you have a little taste, you will want it all to yourself.

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Alyssa’s Asian Dick The Halls Phone Sex

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

I’m sure you have seen A Christmas Story where the family has to resort to going to a Chinese Restaurant for their holiday dinner. The wait staff end up singing Deck the Halls and they can’t pronounce the L’s. Of course I always laugh at that scene because sometimes I have a little trouble with my L’s too. Especially if I’m sucking your cock.

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Locker Room Phone Sex With Collette

COLLETTE  – – –    1-844-332-2639 ext 383

Back in the day, when I lived in Winnipeg, Canada, I had season tickets to the Jets games. After one of the winning games, I decided to do something I’ve been wanting to do for a while. Having friends in higher places, I was able to get past security and straight into the locker room.

Mmmmm, just thinking back about it, I can almost smell the victory and the adrenaline. As I snuck in, I was grabbed by one of the players and pulled into the corner. He was in the midst of changing still but he held his hand firmly over my mouth so that I wouldn’t scream. He gently took off his hand and instead placed his mouth and started kissing me. My hands trailed down his boxers and making their way inside. His hard cock was throbbing.

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