Did you miss me? Of course you did my voicemail box has never been more full then it is right now! I have been thinking of something the whole time I was gone. I was thinking that when I came back I would offer something special to everyone.
SOOOOOO here is the deal. If you are a new caller ONLY for me then I will offer you 5 free minutes with me WITH a paid call or chat. And what you have talked to me before? Oh well that’s OK too.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Are you ready to get your game on? Since it’s almost my favorite time of the year – yes I am a fanatic of college basketball, my game will be sports related. Lots of sexy sports trivia and a chance to win a free 15 minute phone sex call. Sounds like a win win to me. Game time starts at 2:00 PM EST in the Phone Sex Candy Chatroom.
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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized dick.
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xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208
He walked into the empty house unaware of the events that would take place. Feeling hungry from a day of work, he searched the kitchen for a snack. Not a single crumb of food was found in the cabinets, the pantry or the refrigerator for that matter. The only thing possible for him to consume with a small vial atop the kitchen counter labeled “drink me.”
He had seen movies we’re such vials were dangerous but the audible sound of his stomach rumbling made the decision for him. The thirsty man popped the cork off the vial and tipped it to his lips. Allowing the clear liquid to slip down his throat caused a warming sensation in his belly as soon as it landed.
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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
It’s that time again! GAME NIGHT! Now, this game isn’t one of speed or skill but one of PERSONALITY! That’s what she said will be a “caption this game” featuring the most awkward photos of orgasm faces I could find. Your job is to make us laugh with the most creative, whity caption.
Us Candy Girls are known to have pretty sharp tongues and can cut you to the quick, this will be your chance to shine and delight us!
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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270
I may be a day late but I will never be a dollar short with you oink boys running around. I know, I know. Yesterday’s holiday isn’t ACTUALLY about Paypig’s but you have to admit it would be fun to have your own day. One where you just know you are expected to come out of pocket for everything.
I personally expect you to oink for me while giving up your cash every day but making you pay on a day meant for you just makes me giddy. Were you a good oinker? No? Then you better make up for it today little loser. March is a month meant for growth and opportunity. Take the opportunity to pay me now.
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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
So many men have a foot fetish, but an Asian foot fetish takes it to the next level. There is nothing that can compare to my tiny, size 5 feet. Perfect toes and soft, silken soles for you to worship. What could be sexier? I love to wear strappy sandals out in public because of the reaction I get.
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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
I can’t believe that for so long I categorized men into two basic categories – alpha and beta. Sure, most men do fall into either of those categories, but until I came across Todd, I was definitely oversimplifying. Let me give you a bit of background on this Omega male. Of course there is also the elusive Sigma male, but I will address that particular male in a later blog.
He is college educated and middle to upper class and married with two kids. Why would he be calling a phone sex service? Now, Todd has been henpecked for years by his domineering and very demanding wife. But, Todd thinks he is an Alpha male. He shows disdain for sissy boys, cuckolds and other Beta males. He mistakenly confuses the term Beta as a synonym for weak and easily dominated. Yes, Todd is ill-informed and quite ignorant.
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Baby, I know what you really crave. There is no need to tiptoe around it. You are used to women judging you harshly for what your dick really wants. I promise that I am the nasty subbie slut of your dreams. I don’t have any limits and I always want to get nastier with each session that we do together.
Ms. Bratty Kelsey 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639) Ext:358
I’m Kelsey candy’s newest teen brat Expect the unexpected because you don’t know which part of me, you’re going to get. The scary part is it all depends on you. That’s right it all depends on YOU. I’m Kelsey i’m Seeking Trouble
If you come to me as an worthy alpha-male I will drop to my knees with a promise to be on my best behavior an obey all you ever ask of me. I love how eager an desperate I am to please your every single want. I cant help it something about you alpha males knowing exactly how to use your power. Continue reading “Phone Sex Newbie; Ms Bratty Kelsey Seeking Trouble!”