Peek A Boo

TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349

A good way to pass the time at home is to play games. Board games aren’t my thing though, they are more like bored games! However, my mother always said: “If you have a good imagination you’ll never be bored.” The kind of games I like to play are the ones that get your heart racing!

Like Peek A Boo! You don’t think that get’s your heart racing?! I suppose you wouldn’t since you’ve never played with me. Allow me to explain the thrills and chills of such a fun and exciting game!

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blonde

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

Are you feeling lucky? No? Well, I can change that. All it takes is a simple phone call and I will take it from there. No matter what your kink is, leave it to me to take it next level for you.

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Cheap

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270  

Baby, you work all year round and bust those pretty balls to no end. Mama isn’t taken no for an answer. We’re gonna abuse the hell out of this cheap airfare. I think we should start with all of the tropical beaches. The resorts with fruity drinks where I can wear the smallest bikinis to tease you with.

Don’t worry about what to pack! I’ve got your diaper bag all stocked up and ready to go at a moment’s notice. Fly away with me, baby. Let’s go enjoy the sun and the sand. Away from the chaos. Away from the madness.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Oh has it been a day! I have to explain to you the trouble Dr. Kooky has gotten me into now. In (Part one) I explained how Kooky invented an antidote for the recent virus outbreak and I also explained how I accidentally swallowed it when he confused the antidote for a migraine medicine he had concocted for me. I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, I really appreciate him trying to help me but when he confused the pills, the next thing that happened was forever life-changing.

He can’t remember how he created the antidote for the virus and now my body is the cure. That’s right, to cure the recent outbreak, I…Kayla… have to fuck anyone who is infected and my bodily fluids interacting with theirs will cure them as well. You might be thinking, then they can cure other people too, no big deal.

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1-844-332-2639 Ext 204

Did you miss me? Of course you did my voicemail box has never been more full then it is right now! I have been thinking of something the whole time I was gone. I was thinking that when I came back I would offer something special to everyone.

SOOOOOO here is the deal. If you are a new caller ONLY for me then I will offer you 5 free minutes with me WITH a paid call or chat. And what you have talked to me before? Oh well that’s OK too.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Are you ready to get your game on? Since it’s almost my favorite time of the year – yes I am a fanatic of college basketball, my game will be sports related. Lots of sexy sports trivia and a chance to win a free 15 minute phone sex call. Sounds like a win win to me. Game time starts at 2:00 PM EST in the Phone Sex Candy Chatroom. 

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countrygirlphonesex

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized dick.

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xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

He walked into the empty house unaware of the events that would take place. Feeling hungry from a day of work, he searched the kitchen for a snack. Not a single crumb of food was found in the cabinets, the pantry or the refrigerator for that matter. The only thing possible for him to consume with a small vial atop the kitchen counter labeled “drink me.”

He had seen movies we’re such vials were dangerous but the audible sound of his stomach rumbling made the decision for him. The thirsty man popped the cork off the vial and tipped it to his lips. Allowing the clear liquid to slip down his throat caused a warming sensation in his belly as soon as it landed.

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Night

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It’s that time again! GAME NIGHT! Now, this game isn’t one of speed or skill but one of PERSONALITY! That’s what she said will be a “caption this game” featuring the most awkward photos of orgasm faces I could find. Your job is to make us laugh with the most creative, whity caption.

Us Candy Girls are known to have pretty sharp tongues and can cut you to the quick, this will be your chance to shine and delight us!

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Oink

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270  

I may be a day late but I will never be a dollar short with you oink boys running around. I know, I know. Yesterday’s holiday isn’t ACTUALLY about Paypig’s but you have to admit it would be fun to have your own day. One where you just know you are expected to come out of pocket for everything.

I personally expect you to oink for me while giving up your cash every day but making you pay on a day meant for you just makes me giddy. Were you a good oinker? No? Then you better make up for it today little loser. March is a month meant for growth and opportunity. Take the opportunity to pay me now.

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