MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Gooner’s Anonymous – Hey loser, I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even get completely hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman thinks of you as a pathetic joke. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you off I just want to drop kick your family jewels.