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Gooner’s Anonymous – Hey loser, I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even get completely hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman thinks of you as a pathetic joke. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you off I just want to drop kick your family jewels.
Gooner’s Anonymous – Cock Therapy
You really need to be surrounded by other losers like yourself. It will be comforting for you to see that there are others just like you. Finally, you won’t feel completely alone in your pathetic existence.
The fact is that a real man’s cock would be rock hard and ready to cum for me at any second. But not you or your goon friends.
What a fucking embarrassment and disappointment. You can’t even get it hard much less keep it hard. But keep telling yourself that you are a man. Maybe you can convince yourself.
I’m not interested in you or your limp dick. That’s why you should fucking pay up. Why else would I want to waste my time with a wet noodle? Unless it’s benefiting me in some way I won’t. Not when there are bigger, harder dicks with money out there.
When the meetings start we will have a few minutes of sharing where you can all talk about all of the embarrassing situations you have found yourself in. This should be good for at least a laugh or two. I mean, the least you can do is entertain me somewhat, even if it is at your own expense. But, you are used to that anyway.
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