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St Patrick’s Day Pervert – This is definitely you. Dealing with a pervert like you is what I like to do. It’s way too much fun not to. I see that look of panic in your eyes as you realize you are past the point of no return. You definitely don’t have the luck of the Irish. I mean, look at that tiny dick. For fuck’s sake, a leprechaun probably has a bigger penis than you.
St Patrick’s Day Pervert – No Luck For You
I can’t even imagine how you landed a wife. The fact that she demands access to check your phone constantly is laughable. It’s not like you are a hot commodity. Then again, she’s a loser cow herself. So, what do you do? You try to be covert with all of your dirty little secrets and lead your pathetic double life. It makes your dick so hard to be lying next to her in bed pretending to be the loyal husband trying to mend his ways and work on his marriage.
Meanwhile you are sexting me.Your stupid wife is so obsessed with keeping track of you but little does she know you are perving right under her nose. You are in the bathroom talking to me with the shower or the sink running. She knocks on the door asking why you are in there so long. You lie and say you are talking to a business associate. How can she be so gullible? Well, she married your sorry ass in the first place didn’t she? Whenever you hear my sexy laugh or giggle you get hard AF. I’m hot and she’s not.
So, you feel like pressing your luck? You already know where the pot of gold is.
So, don’t just sit there with that tiny boner. Do something.
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