Category: adult

Really

xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

Really? That’s it? I’ve zoomed in, I’ve zoomed out. Heck, I even squinted real hard, stood on one foot, prayed to the heavens and STILL can’t tell if that’s your dick or a zit. I’ve never seen anything so small, look so ready to burst. Do you need the number to my dermatologist or would you just rather I crush that little excuse for a whitehead? Right, I mean dick.

Buckle up, little bitch. You asked for small penis humiliation and I was happy to oblige until you sent the evidence of your situation and now I’m mad. In order for me to make fun of your penis, you have to have one.

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XXX Collette XXX 1-844-332-2639 ext 383

He wasn’t worthy to fuck me, besides my new hot boy toy (aka as my Realtor), but he has been admiring ever since we became neighbours.  I knew he had more than just a little crush on me, he would have done anything to fuck me.  But I wanted nothing to do with him.

After my hot unexpected fuck date with my Realtor (which you can read about in my blog on TLC), after he came hard inside at one of the houses we were checking out, I had a hot idea  burning up. I wanted my next door neighbour clean me once I got home. Continue reading “Ass Licking Phonesex” →

Jingle

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The jingle bells on this elf are heavy and full of cum for all you jizz loving sluts. I know you’ve been waiting for today. You’ve been watching my twitter, reading my blogs and jerking off to my photos all while being in denial about what a closet faggot you are.

No need to hide anymore, gayboy. You can ring my bells today and get a naughty picture sent to your email. A picture I’ve never shared before. I bet your little clitstick likes the sound of that.

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Party

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

He had a party to go to and this time he wasn’t going to go alone. It would be the first time he ever introduced me to his coworkers and friends. I’d always been his naughty little secret. Daddy’s dirty girl that he kept hidden from his normal day to day life but now I was going to have the chance to really show him how good I could be for him. How much I would add to his life if only I was allowed to come out into the light.

The Christmas office party was held on Christmas eve and a very formal event. Daddy provided me with his credit card and gave me permission to pick out my own dress. Not too revealing, he had said when he kissed my forehead that morning.

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Smiling blonde MILF

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I’m one of those moms who struggle to keep Christmas gifts a surprise; I don’t know WHY? I get so excited to make my friends and family happy. It’s impossible to shop early because I’ll end up spoiling the surprise. It’s too hard for me to wait until Christmas morning!

This year my son is at that awkward age where buying for him isn’t as easy as it had been. He is no longer into toys or action figures, but he’s too young for those costly electronics all his friends’ parents are buying their kids. Picking out the perfect gift for him was difficult until I decided to give him something I know he’s been wanting.

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Twas the night before fuckmas and all through the house not a ball gag was stirring not each old ralphs. I hung up the subs writs on the chimney with care. In hopes that their Dommes would soon to be there. Then what was to my wondering eyes should appear, but a pimped-out sex bus pulled by 8 men dressed like reindeer.

A little old driver so nimble and quick. I knew from that moment it must be St. Rick. Not to be confused with his less kinky brother. This St. is only given that name by his mother. More rapid than quick cocks all his reindeer all came. As he called to them each by their name. “On Smasher, and dancer and prancer and vixen, cumlot, and cumsnot, dommer, and submissive.”

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Mr. Hotstuff

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

We met at the gym. No, I wasn’t working out! I was going to the tanning booth. They let you have unlimited access to the beds when you have a gym membership, which I don’t but the guy manning the front desk lets me suck his dick for a little UV light time.

Anyway, the gym was where I met Mr. Hotstuff. He was tall, handsome, and covered in sweat, just the kinda guy I like to turn into a Daddy for me to play with. He couldn’t resist my giggles and pigtail twirling, he asked me out for dinner that night and of course, I agreed.

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Gargle

xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

The gentle touch of my tongue graces the tip of your soft cock and you know you are in for a treat. Soon I’ll be gargling your precum and my saliva like it’s my job. I always enjoy beginning a blowjob with a sweet, flaccid dick. That way I can work you up, feel you grow along my tongue.

Don’t you enjoy how it feels? Feeling yourself grow hard as I suck down the entirety of your soft dick? I love that you are a grower, not a shower. It makes the whole process so much more exciting! What starts small and soft, expands to hard, lengths I never would have imagined.

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Two holiday catfight teens in white panties.

 Giant Jugs Gianna ext 355  1844-33-CANDY  Sweet Lovin Kayla ext 357     

I really wanted my picture taken with Santa this year, but I was a little embarrassed to go by myself. Gianna is such a good friend; she said if I REALLY wanted to go, she’d accompany me, so I didn’t feel silly. We drove to the local mall and waiting in this super long line to sit on a fake Santa’s lap.

The wait was totally worth it though cus the Santa under the bread was really hot. When G and I each sat on a knee, he “ho ho ho” ed and wink at me. We smiled for the picture, and then that cheeky Santa said, “My lunch break is in fifteen minutes; I’d love to share a food court meal with you.”

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Madison (a.k.a . bratty Maddi) 1-844-332-2639 ext 359

As you know, today this barely legal brat is your NAUGHTY ELF.  Perhaps you already noticed, but I have a weakness for married men, and yes I have a thing for dad bods.  So, why don’t we play it out like this?!  You will be my Dirty Santa and I will be that NAUGHTY ELF…giggle.    I’m a girl who likes her toys….giggle.  You, as my new boy toy, you are super duper eager to please because “she” either has a heachache or just isn’t in the mood.

I love taking advantage of you when your wife, aka Mrs Clause goes out of town or she’s upstairs sleeping and you’re feeling horny as fuck.  This is the perfect time for us to have some fun.  You can fuck me in every possible position and I will beg you not to stop.   Maybe when she’s out of town, I can use her pillow to prop my ass in the air as you spread my long sexy legs and thrust that married cock into my tight teen pussy.  Continue reading “Bratty Maddi aka Naughty Elf is Plotting Your Ruin Phonesex” →