Yay! It’s pi day…What does that mean? Who fucking knows, right? Something about numbers and maybe circles. Math has never been my friend so I say Fuck you Pi day, let’s make it CREAM-Pi day!
Look at my hot, tight PUSSY. It’s almost perfect, isn’t it? The only thing missing is the stretch of your fat cock and some thick creaming drizzle leaking from my parted lips.
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He’s been dating my baby sister for a while now and has ruined her life. She’s eighteen and he’s over forty! She’s dropped out of school and even started stripping. I’m FURIOUS. Beyond furious, actually. How could he do this to her? How could he be okay with messing up her life like this? My parents are so mad, and no one can get through to her. She’s lovesick and stupid. I knew what I had to do. I had to go confront him! To verbally rip him to shreds and make him break up with her.
It was in her best interest, of course. That’s why I found his address and stormed over there. When he opened the door, I saw only red. I wanted to choke him out as he smiled and invited me into his house. I started to scream and he only shrugged with that stupid grin of his and said that my sister was “Happy.”
My sister is getting married this year and I get to be her maid of honor! With us being in different states, it’s been hard deciding on a dress for me that will match with her other bride’s maid’s gowns. She asked me to go to a bridal shop here in Vegas and send her some pictures of the dresses I tried on.
Off I went to this fancy smancy bridal shop downtown with my friend Terri in tow. Terri is five foot nine inches tall, TRANSGENDER female with a cock that most men would envy. She’s very masculine in appearance but identifies and dresses female.
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Uncut cock is such a turn on. They are like little gifts that keep giving. The harder they get, the bigger they grow! It’s so sexy to think you know what you are getting and then still discover more dick is there for you.
Recently, I’ve been watching a lot of UNCUT COCK PORN and discovered cock DOCKING. I think it might be my new obsession. Will you let me teach you?
You called out of work today, claiming you are too ill to go in and do your job but we both know that’s a LIE. However, you’ll still need a doctor’s note to excuse your illness so come on over and take a seat. Let NURSE KAYLA check you out and make you all better.
I’m wearing a skin-tight white, latex nurse’s outfit with a stethoscope around my neck. My white knee-high stockings are held up by my sexy little garter belt that I know you just love the sight of. “What seems to be troubling you?” I purr in a sexy tone.
I wanna play a game!! How well do you think you know me? Do you know me well enough to guess what I’m thinking about while I’m MASTURBATING? I’d love to find out!
First, I want to have a “Caption this” contest except it’s a “Comment what I’m thinking about while I plunge my fingers into my TIGHT, HOT, PUSSY” game!
We have so many BEAUTIFUL and TALENTED girls here at Phonesex Candy. I’m really enjoying getting to know all of them. Olivia is simply STUNNING so it was no surprise to me when I found out she was a model in college.
I don’t have any problem feelings sexy, but now and again, in front of a CAMERA, I get shy. I thought it would be a good idea to ask Liv for some modeling tips. She said I could meet her after work on Wednesday. I was so excited to DRINK IN all of her TIPS, TRICKS, and ADVICE.
Do you remember the first time you JACKED OFF to a woman’s voice? Was it in high school with a BARELY LEGAL TEEN TEASE? Or maybe it was an OLDER WOMAN who told you exactly how to rub your hand up and down your length? I bet you were just a young little thing, weren’t you. Phone sex pervs always seem to start early.
I’m always curious about how someone lost their PHONE SEX VIRGINITY. Was your first time to a site just like this one, where you had to pay someone to even consider touching your dick? Oh, maybe it was one of our DELICIOUSLY DIRTY CANDY GIRLS who was the lucky lady to VOICE FUCK you for the first time!
Finally, the holidays are over and life is getting back to normal. All of my house guests are gone and my roommate is out of my hair. It’s time for some FILTHY, FUCKING PHONESEX! I’m in the mood to make the most of MESSY MONDAY!
For two dollars a minute, you can listen to me FINGER FUCK my sweet pussy all over the house! First, I want you to tell me exactly how to pet my deliciously, young pussy. Should I rub my SOFT, SHAVED lips with a gentle touch or PINCH my clit with firm fingers?