
NASA called me recently and offered me a position as a pay load specialist on their latest launch. Research has shown that astronauts can handle the mental challenges of going into space more effectively when they have an outlet for all their energy. NASA heard about my reputation for being a naughty filthy slut and decided that I would be the ideal candidate for their new concubine pay load specialist for the astronauts. I would be paid handsomely for every load I took the entire time we were on our mission.







