What’s better than one sexy game day hostess?  TWO sexy game day hostesses.  Come and play with Zoey and Jackie on Saturday April 24th at 2 pm Eastern.  What will we be playing you ask?  We’re going to play Would You Rather Team Zoey vs Team Jackie edition.  Jackie and I have poured through hundreds of would you rather questions.  Finding ones where we differ in opinion.  Now we’re going to present them to you.  Will you be Team Zoey or Team Jackie?  Let’s find out in a rumpus and rowdy game of naughty kinky sometimes win-win sometimes lose-lose opinion.  I promise there will be hilarity and laughter and one of you lucky sexy men will win a free 15-minute phone call.  So, what do you have to lose?  Nothing!

Zesty Zoey

1-844-332-2639 Ext 403

https://phonesexgoodies.com/

Jackie

1-844-332-2639 Ext 330

https://phonesexcandy.com/jackie/

844-332-2639 ~Idun~ ext 369 and ~Krysta~ ext 410

This bitch sold me. She used my weakness against me, and skittles were my downfall. I love how they are hard when you pop them in your mouth, then get gooey and chewy. Not to mention all the pretty colors! You really can taste the fucking rainbow when you eat them by the handful.

Idun and I had just met, really. I thought she was pretty and kind, but I was so fucking wrong. That cunt is evil and unfeeling. Her pretty is just a predatory covering! We’d joked over how I like skittles almost as much as I love dick. Little did I know she’d line them up and lead me right into the worst trap of my life!

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1-844-332-2639 Ext 204

There are lots of good things you want to see bounce. A quarter off a well-made bed. A nice mold of Jell-O. The guy you just fucked that wasn’t worth the cock space he took up. A nice perky pair of tits. A nice juicy ass. Like I said lots of things to bounce for me. That’s why I decided to knock another to do off my sex spot to-do list.

FYI if you DON’T have a sex place to-do list then there is something major wrong with you and you need to get on top of that. For those of you that don’t know. It’s a list that has all the places you want to do the do-in at or on! Anyway! The next place on my list is a bouncy house. Yes, I mean one of those giant blow-up castles that you get in without your shoes on and bounce around.

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I have had enough of my harem. I have had most of them for years now and they are boring me. They really don’t have much to offer me anymore. As they say sometimes you just have to move on and build anew. The spell that I have on my harem will be removed. This can be very dangerous. Most men never recover from this.

But hey not my problem. Maybe some other witch will take pity on them when I take them to the swap meet. Yes, we witches have a swap meet. I am going to be looking to trade off some of my harems for new ones. It’s exactly what it sounds like. I am trading old cock for new cock.

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TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349 

My beautiful shemale body calls to you. Like a siren in the sea. I’m everything sexual packed into one, sensual form. You look me over, and fantasies flash before your eyes. With just one look at my slender form, thoughts of my cock invading you in every way flood your thinking process. It’s almost as if I’m some magical creature, a real-life unicorn standing before you. Ready to penetrate you. Ready to pleasure you.

Are you ready to receive my shemale pleasures? Let go of your biases and preconceived notions that you can’t enjoy the taste and touch of a shemale.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized cock.

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844-332-2639 ext. 258

Hey Handsome, my name is Stasia. I am 18 years old, and I love to play and have some naughty, dirty fun in the bedroom. Daddy’s Little Tease Phonesex Virgin! Outside of the bedroom, I love the finer things in life. I like to go shopping, only at the nicest stores, out to eat at nice restaurants while I graze my soft, young under the table onto your hard cock, teasing you.

I can be a little tease, but I will be your dirty little slut once you spoil me. Also, I can kind of be a brat if I do not get my way. So, as long as I am satisfied, I am going to make sure you are satisfied. I get sopping wet for roleplaying, ageplay, sugar baby, submissive, rough sex, and much more.

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1-844-332-2639 ~Idun~ ext 369 and ~Kayla~ ext 357

Congratulations, BBC cocksucker! You’ve made it through our first round of training here at the BBC Academy. Your thirst for thick, black cock has allowed you to sail through the milking room training! Head Mistress Idun and I were very proud of the bull’s stamina after you drained their heavy, alpha balls of their first load of cum.

However, your training is far from over, and graduation is still so far off. There is no time for slacking! If you want to earn the right to drink the BCC’s nectar from our glorious pussies, you’ll need to keep working hard to impress us.

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Are you a collector? Don’t be shy lots of guys collect things. Maybe you’re a collector and you don’t even know it. So you keep track of how many girls you fuck? That’s you being a collector then. I have a buddy I like to fuck from time to time who is a collector. Not something you might think a man like him would collect. He collects dolls.

I don’t mean sex dolls no just actual dolls. Some are china dolls, some are baby dolls some are barbies. He just has a little bit over everything. I have always wanted to work that into our play somehow and never really put too much thought into it but I think I have come up with something that might actually do the trick.

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There’s a special spot inside a man’s ass that adds to the pleasure he can experience at the hands of a knowledgeable and experienced woman.  Sucking and Fucking a man’s cock and ass at the same time is sexy as fuck.  His dick shoots his cum so hard it makes my pussy gush.

Let me take my dildo and ease it into your ass as I slowly worship your cock with my mouth.  Allow me to lick and suck your balls while I slide my fingers into you deep finding that special spot inside you.  The pressure will make your cock harder for me while my mouth and tongue prime you for the orgasm of your life.

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