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Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Oh, hey, hi! It’s me, Daddy’s little chunka monka, Krysta! I’m new and ravenous for the sweet treat in your pants. My Daddy is away and this naughty princess is now at play. Like anything in life that you could over-indulge, when you call me up, someone is going to need a safe word and it isn’t me! Do you have one in place or should I pick one for you?

Make sure you pick carefully. I wouldn’t want our sexy time to come to an end before we are both satisfied.

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I woke up this morning feeling like I wanted to hand out Slutty Gifts from Santa. Putting a lot of thought into it, I decided that the sluttiest gift I could give was myself. I bet that makes all you mama’s boys really happy. Picture me spanking your booty or even changing your diaper in a sexy Mrs. Clause suit!

What Slutty Gifts from Santa are in store for you today? Me. All of me for $2 per min all day long. I’ll be here waiting to bend you over my knee and spank your booty. Waiting for you to sneak into my window when my husband leaves. Who doesn’t want a naughty MILF? Continue reading “Slutty Gifts from Santa Phonesex”

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He wasn’t worthy to fuck me, besides my new hot boy toy (aka as my Realtor), but he has been admiring ever since we became neighbours.  I knew he had more than just a little crush on me, he would have done anything to fuck me.  But I wanted nothing to do with him.

After my hot unexpected fuck date with my Realtor (which you can read about in my blog on TLC), after he came hard inside at one of the houses we were checking out, I had a hot idea  burning up. I wanted my next door neighbour clean me once I got home. Continue reading “Ass Licking Phonesex”

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TOM 1-844-332-2639, ext 342

That’s right, elf yourself. You know you can’t compare to a stud like me. That’s why you are the bottom bitch.  It’s the classic Alpha vs. Beta. You know how this is going to turn out. You will find yourself wanting.

This Christmas is different for everyone. Social distancing shouldn’t really be a problem for you though. No one wants to get within six feet of you on a good fucking day. You are just aching to gobble down some cock for Christmas, aren’t you? You can’t even help yourself.

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Sacrificing Your Small Dick Phonesex

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You’re a pathetic worm. I can not believe that you thought that I would bend over backward to impress you. How can anyone take you seriously with that useless whoopie cushion flapping between your legs? Your dick is so small that you have to use the thumb of a latex glove for a condom. This is why I’ll be sacrificing your small dick. You can’t even use it anyways.

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I decided that I needed A Potion from Santa! Let me explain. After my Halloween run in with the Witch that made me the Potion of Shrinking, I wanted more. I was actually a tad ashamed of my new habit- shrinking, taking, and caring for arrogant men- and afraid to go back to her again. I know she said I could, but I didn’t want to seem greedy to a woman who’s craft I respected.

Sitting down to the table, I pulled out a notebook and pen. It had been since my teens since I had done this, (the very last time to please my mom), but I was going to write a letter to Santa. I am going to ask him to bring me A Potion that will allow me to shrink a man to the size of a baby. Oh I love my little Lego-sized man, but I also want to make one into a helpless baby. Continue reading “A Potion from Santa Phonesex”

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Look at you sitting there, like a cock hungry whore you are.  Britneys Slut Pack Phonesex

I am so proud of how far you have come! Think about all the punishments you had to get here.

Sitting here as my feet and you no longer need your leash anymore, I am so proud of you.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Well, well, well, it looks like it’s finally time. That’s right, yours truly is the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest elf on Santa’s Naughty Fuck List. Oh, he’s had me bent over his sleigh many times. Of course, I returned the favor and bent his fat ass over it too. Pegging someone with a candy cane is super fun. Feel that peppermint burn. The Grinch has nothing on me.

I’ve told that old motherfucker to elf himself more than once and he seems to love it. Obviously, Mrs. Clause can’t keep her man satisfied, so it’s up to the hottest, naughtiest, and most sadistic elf to push him over the edge.

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Ok, let’s get something straight right off the bat. Be warned what you’ve walked into. Today I team up with my sexy goddess friend Austra to make you scream for an elf. We are the two naughty elves of the day. Both of us are loud and outspoken goddesses that do not take no for an answer.

You might not be used to a strong woman in control of your body and your cock. Trust us once either or both of us get a hold of you; there will be nothing you want more than us in control of you! 2$ all day long for either of us. Pay attention that is not the normal rate and it is not the rate of the daily special either. This is only for the two of us being the naughty elves of the day.

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Naughty list tasks are getting dirty and dirtier. I WILL get on that naughty list in the top five if it’s the last thing I do! Now it’s time to pull out the humiliation tools. I am going to make some men that I have under my witchy thumb wish they never fucked this witch. I always gather pictures and things that I can use to let’s say persuade men to do things for me without the use of magic.

What can I say I do like the old school way of force through nonmagical means sometimes. There are so many lights in the town square. Everyone comes from miles around to walk downtown. See everything all lit up. They won’t be expecting to see this though. A man in nothing but a sexy nighty. Not just any sexy nighty though yea no that wouldn’t be humiliating enough.

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