When Mommy put you in those Pampers, you thought only our relationship had changed. I explained that you weren’t the man you were pretending to be and that you just couldn’t meet my needs anymore. So, our relationship changed from husband and wife to mother and baby. The accidents and bed wetting combined with the tiny penis means that you’ll be wearing Pampers daily from now on. I loved the look on your face when I showed you your new nursery where you’ll be sleeping from now on at night. It was Daddy that was the biggest surprise for you, though, wasn’t it?