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Whip

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I love how every day has a “thing” that you can celebrate. It makes it easy to look forward to something new and fun every day, right? Today happens to be National Whip Cream day. It isn’t difficult to figure out how I want to celebrate today!

I think we should go to the grocery store and load up on whip cream. I’m talking, buy so many spray cans of the stuff that the cashier knows for sure we are going to do something super kinky with it. If they don’t have that uncomfortable smirk on their face as they ring them up then you better go grab a few more cans and a tarp.

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sexy saturday

Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261

I don’t know about you, but it felt like the weekend would never fucking come.  Everyone I’ve talked to is glad the holidays are over.  Know what that means?  It’s time to put all the hassle behind you!  It’s a new year, no more get together’s or parties to go to.  No work functions you’re obligated to show up at.  It’s finally time to focus on you!  That’s right, tell that family to fuck off and treat yourself to some real fun.

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homewreckerphonesex

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

It’s Saturday – this should be your day. Your day to fuck around and indulge in some hot phone sex with your favorite homewrecker that is. Send that pesky, nagging wife and those annoying kids out for the day. Make yourself comfortable and give me a call. You are liking this idea aren’t you?

You see where I am headed with this. An exciting, sexually charged encounter with someone who realizes that you are a man with certain needs. You’ve put this off long enough. After a stressful holiday season putting yourself last and then a hectic week back at work, don’t you deserve some fun? I am the definition of the kind of fun you are seeking. 

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Sex Work Out Phone Sex

*Allison* 844-33-CANDY ext 286

Sex used to be my favorite kind of work out before my husband became too busy to fuck me. We would work out in our personal gym and raise our endorphins until we felt like we were on could nine. We would get so sweaty and excited that we would take a shower together after our work out. Sex would often be our main work out for the day.

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Poppin

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Poppin bottles is always fun but I enjoy it so much more when I’m forcing you to do so. Imagine we are at the same new years eve party. I’m dressed in a sexy little outfit that makes your dick ache for me and I crash into you. Tipping your head back to pour something fizzy down your throat.

You swallow of course because you are such a good boy and you want to please me. Even though you don’t even know my name yet. You’d already give anything, say everything, to please me. Such a dangerous road for you to truck down.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

2019 is almost gone but you are still the same loser. How did that even happen? Well, it’s not like you could grow a dick in a year, right? All of that being said, why not ring in the new year the right way. That is correct – with me. At least start your New Year Celebration off on the right note. With a hot girl like me you can conveniently forget all of that other noise.

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1-844-332-2639 ext 411

It has happened! I finally had my first American playmate. He was a perfect trial runner for my red room. Though it is far from being set up to completion. I just could not help myself. I have been so wet and horny just thinking about all the fun and naughty things I was going to be able to accomplish in this room.

Really, I am proud of myself for being able to wait as long as I did. It is amazing that I had such control. Well, control over my OWN impulses. I am always and forever totally in control of my subordinates. This man was a little more on the tame side of things then I would have liked however I do sometimes like them this way.

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sexy gift

Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261

Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas this year?  No?  Well that’s a shame.  Well guess what, Santa Lexi is here with one last present.  It’s all wrapped up and ready for you to open and wrap your lips around in unadulterated drooling excitement.  Can you guess what it is?

No, it’s not another day wasting away with your wife.  Nope, we’re pushing all that aside.  My gift to you today is a shot at some fucking free phone sex!  Isn’t that so much better?

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Sneaky and Naughty Christmas Phonesex

*Allison* 844-33-CANDY ext 286

Merry Christmas to all my sexy lovers! I’m here to melt away the stress from being around family all day. You’ve opened your gifts but are craving something more. Something that you, unfortunately, did not get to open this morning. You want sneaky and naughty Christmas phonesex, don’t you?

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Package

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My girls and I got together for a Christmas wrapping party. No one likes to wrap a package alone, it makes it so much more fun to do it in a group. There was wine, gossip and rolls, and rolls of wrapping paper. After several rolls and bottles were emptied, my proper yet curious girl friend’s started to loosen their tongues and ask questions they have been too afraid to ask me sober.

Impossible to answer questions flew from their lips. “What does it feel like to get a boner?” “Do you like a man’s ass better than a woman’s?” “Who sucks your dick better? Boys or girls?” Really, how does a girl with a fat dick answer any of those questions? I had to think of a way to curb their curiosity while maybe getting off.

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