Author: Krysta

By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

They’d found this tight, young thing to come to the hotel and fuck all four of them. Being the fair gentlemen they are, they drew straws to see who would fuck her horny hole first. Poor Daddy pulled the 3rd stick and had to wait his turn. He was watching his friends use her mouth and pussy and stroked his dick in his hand while waiting.

He knew just who would want to keep him company while he stroked, so he called me! He said, “Tell how you’d suck this dick while I’m waiting to use her pussy, baby girl.”

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Remote

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I was such a good girl all weekend long that Daddy said he would take me to the salon for a pedicure. I wuv it when he pampers me like the spoiled little girl I am. But, I should have known he was up to something when he said my outfit was already picked out for me.

He gave me a small, sleeveless sundress to wear, no panties. That seemed uber risky, considering the nail tech would be under me for the whole pedicure—eye to eye with my princess bits. But what Daddy says goes! So I got ready and twisted my hair up how Daddy likes, then he waggled a pink egg thing at me. “Spread your legs.”

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Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

So you consider yourself a movie buff? Think you know all the cool facts about old and new scary movies? Prove it, Tuesday night in the phonesexcandy chatroom. Nine PM EST. Log in, vote, and get ready to play. We’ll be having a fun little trivia game (FREE TO ENTER), and the winner receives a sexy or spooky (Maybe both) Fifteen-minute call with their choice of the candy girls who attended the game.

I’m looking forward to seeing one of you guys steal the show and earn the spotlight! However, this isn’t a handout – You better earn that phone pussy – The first player to guess correctly will get the point.

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By Mean LIL Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext.410

Every year, starting the second weekend of October, an infamous haunted house pops up. The location is different every year, and only a particular group of people get texted the area. Everyone else who goes has to find it by word of mouth. It’s a good thing people talk so much.

The reason it isn’t advertised is that it isn’t your “normal” haunted house. Not one for the family, if you know what I mean. It’s adults-only, and this one is messy.

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Taco

By Zoey 844-33202639 Ext. 403 & Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Daddy said I could have a friend over for dinner tonight, and I knew just who I wanted to share Taco Tuesday with. Zoey is charming, and when I introduced her to Daddy, he was totally fooled that she was innocent! We giggled and whispered dirty things without him knowing while stuffing our faces with messy tacos.

I dribbled some meat into my cleavage, and when Daddy’s head was turned, Zoey so sweetly said, “Let me help you, Krysta!” She ducked right down and sucked the tasty meat from between my titties, and even licked up the leftover sauce.

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

After a long night of babysitting heathens, I always bring a special surprise to the man who calls me his “dirty Lil pantie snatcher.” See, when the brats pass out for their naps, I sneak into their closet and dig to the bottom of their hampers.

He only likes the ones that have been worn, and the smaller, the better. So it’s our dirty Lil secret.

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve been a little irritable lately. Maybe even angry, but intimidating you losers really has been making me feel a little better. Probably because you are the root of my anger issues, to begin with! You come into the chatroom acting as if you’ve never placed a phonesex call before. Then you try to ask me a hundred questions like you don’t know how this works.

Listen, I might be young, but I’m not dumb. So next time you try to pull some dumb mess like that, I’ll beat your dick like it owes me money BECAUSE IT DOES!

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext.410

It should come as no surprise to you that I hate your little penis. You wake up every day and look down, hoping it has grown. Even if it grew a centimeter more, you’d be thrilled. Anything is better than the micro-dick you sport now. Yet, day after day, it’s still a disappointment even to you.

When you call me for SPH, I’ll be ruthless. Your feelings mean nothing to me, and I don’t think a small penis is “cute.” I don’t have any use for a tiny prick. In fact, I think a small penis is the most insulting thing on this planet and I’d be doing you a favor if I just ripped it off.

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Fetish Friday is my second and third favorite F-words. Of course, we do fetish play every day of the week, but who doesn’t love a Friday? I like to play fetish bingo every week to keep things fun! At the start of my shift on Monday, I fill out a bingo card by writing a sexual fetish in each box.

A bingo card is lined with boxes, five rows of five. With a free block in the center. Twenty-four kinks! I start with the easy hitters. But, hey, don’t judge! It’s hard getting you boys to try something new!

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext.410

A girl should have the right to privacy. Contrary to what you dickwads think, we are human too. I had to teach this lesson to my pervy older cousin last night. His mom has been having some trouble and asked to stay with us till she got on her feet.

My mom’s a sucker for pathetic idiots, so she said yes. Josh is four years older than me and has always given me the creeps, but I put him in his place last night.

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