Look at what I have right here. Santa brought you a very special present, young man. I’ve noticed the wet sheets and the stained undies. So, I wrote a letter to Santa to let him know. He has something very special under the tree just for you. Pampers for Christmas is exactly what you’re getting this year.
Why don’t you open up your present? I think we should try them out right away. The sooner we get them on you, the quicker you’ll realize we should have done this awhile ago.