southernslang

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you:  You’re Welcome!

  • Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
  • Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
  • Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
  • That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
  • Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
  • Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
  • Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
  • Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

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marchmadness

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

It’s officially March Madness, do you have your brackets ready? Or more importantly, is your cock ready? As intense as the basketball championship can be, what I have planned for you and your cock is even more intense.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I went to a St. Patrick’s day party and drank way too many GREEN BEERS. My head was swimming but there was this super nice guy who came to my rescue. I couldn’t really tell you what he looked like because of the very thick beer goggles I had on!

My friends took my keys (thank you) but I was still pouting about wanting to take myself home. ‘Cus I’m a BIG GIRL after all. The guy who I said rescued me, well he offered to take me home. I swayed and weaved on the way out the door until he scooped me up in his big arms and carried me into his truck.

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My sister is getting married this year and I get to be her maid of honor! With us being in different states, it’s been hard deciding on a dress for me that will match with her other bride’s maid’s gowns. She asked me to go to a bridal shop here in Vegas and send her some pictures of the dresses I tried on.

Off I went to this fancy smancy bridal shop downtown with my friend Terri in tow. Terri is five foot nine inches tall, TRANSGENDER female with a cock that most men would envy. She’s very masculine in appearance but identifies and dresses female.

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blondehomewrecker

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

I really should come with a warning label. As in, warning: able to catch fire and burn easily. Too hot for you to handle, perhaps. But it really wouldn’t matter to you, would it? You would still risk being burned just to get close to me.

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Sweet lovin Kayla Cumsalot 1844-332-2639 ext 357

Uncut cock is such a turn on. They are like little gifts that keep giving. The harder they get, the bigger they grow! It’s so sexy to think you know what you are getting and then still discover more dick is there for you.

Recently, I’ve been watching a lot of UNCUT COCK PORN and discovered cock DOCKING. I think it might be my new obsession. Will you let me teach you?

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homewreckerphonesex

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

I am a homewrecker. I admit it. In fact, I own the moniker. I really don’t have a problem with it. It’s fun and it’s hot to be the other woman. I enjoy it, so why not indulge in something fun and rewarding?

The proper definition of a Homewrecker is:

home·wreck·er
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a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member of a couple.

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countrygirlphonesex

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

It’s National Muffin Day! What better way to celebrate than to enjoy your favorite, barely legal teen’s delicious muffin? I’m ready and waiting for you. One taste is never enough, is it? In fact, I’m sure you are drooling right now, aren’t you? Your cock is probably hard too and leaking precum at just the thought of my sweet, little muffin.

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gfephonesex

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, extension 230

Happy President’s Day! If you are lucky enough to be off work today what better way to celebrate than with some hot phone sex? Your favorite homewrecker and sugar baby is always all about the Benjamins no matter what day it is. That never changes.

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free phonesexBRATTY LITTLE SYDNEY – 1-844-332-2639 EXT 361

Win Free Phonesex!

Hey babes! Did you know that we do Game Day for all of our sexy phone sex sites most Tuesdays and Saturdays? And, tomorrow is Saturday and I’m your Game Day Hostess with the mostest again! Hell yeah!

Be in our chatroom at 2 pm EST to play a fun game for the chance to win a free 15-minute call with one of our sexy PSO babes! Perhaps you’ve been wanting to get to know me a little better? Here’s your chance! It’s fun and easy and did I mention you can win FREE PHONESEX!

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