Morgan’s Sexy Southern Slang Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you:  You’re Welcome!

  • Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
  • Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
  • Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
  • That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
  • Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
  • Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
  • Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
  • Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

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Willow’s Strawberries and Cream Phone Sex

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

There is just nothing sweeter or more delicious than strawberries and cream – well, except for me. Think of me as a luscious, juicy berry, perfectly ripe and waiting just for you. Wouldn’t you love to have a taste? Be careful because just a taste is never enough. Imagine running your tongue over my hardened, perky, pink nipples then working your way down my flat tummy and then down to the object of your ultimate desire – my perfect pussy.

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Willow’s Eat A Peach Phone Sex

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

What is sweeter than a Georgia peach? What is softer and more succulent? It’s me, of course. Wouldn’t you just love a taste? But a taste is just never enough, is it? Sweet nectar running down your face as you devour your peach, LOL. You know they say there is just nothing like a southern girl. Well, there is nothing quite like me either.

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