Morgan’s Sexy Southern Slang Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you:  You’re Welcome!

  • Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
  • Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
  • Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
  • That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
  • Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
  • Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
  • Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
  • Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

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Morgan’s Fucking Up Your Marriage Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love fucking with older, married men. It’s way too much fun not to. Seeing that look of panic in your eyes as you realize you are past the point of no return. Your bitch of a wife has found out and your marriage is in a shambles. You agree to her demands of marital counseling and total transparency. But, you know you can’t live up to your promise.

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Morgan’s TechDomme Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Techdomme may be something you have never heard of. Leave it to me to be on the cutting edge of phone sex. I am young and tech savvy so what else would you expect? If you are into video games and other tech nerd stuff then I am the perfect phone sex partner for you. We can incorporate all kinds of tech into our play.

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Morgan’s Game Day “Redneck Sex Trivia” Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Hi, perverts! It’s Saturday and that means Game Day. I will be your hot as fuck hostess so you know it will be hot and dirty. Put your thinking caps on for once and try to use your big head this time. You can use the other one later. Just for reading this blog you get a free code word worth 1 point. I try to give you guys a head start. And the winner gets a free 15-minute phone sex call.

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Morgan’s It Must Suck to Be You Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Wow, it must really suck to be you. I mean, seriously dude. You have the worst luck, don’t you? Nagging wife, small cock and ever-shrinking bank account? What in the fuck? You work all of the time and yet you still sink further into debt. Then you see me and you think there might be an escape from your humdrum life.

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Morgan’s Smoking Your North Pole Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

That’s a really nice “pole” you have there. I just don’t even know where to start. I don’t know whether to suck it or fuck it, so I want to do both. I’m sure you want to pound my little package, don’t you? Let me warn you – it’s tight and it’s addictive. Once you have a little taste, you will want it all to yourself.

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Morgan’s Taking It Deeper For You Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love pushing the boundaries and I love taking it deeper. That could mean me sucking your cock so deep down my throat that you can’t even believe a little girl like me could do that. Or it could mean me riding that cock until it is balls deep in this tight, little pussy. It might even mean me taking you deep inside my tiny asshole.

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Morgan’s It’s Tuesday… Do You Know Where Your Balls Are? Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, ext. 236

You don’t know where those two spherical objects are do you? The last time you even saw them, your wife had them. She has totally emasculated you to the point that you can’t even make basic decisions for yourself. How did you let this happen? It’s really funny that you would let that awful cow just take your balls like that.

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Morgan’s The Devil is in the Details Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

It’s October and I am feeling extra devilish and naughty. Just think of all the strange and fucked up things we could get into together. One thing that I really know is that details matter. Each small component can lead to an intense and incredible experience and that is what you will get with me.

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Morgan’s Come On Over Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

You don’t have to stay home and deal with your dumb, fat wife. Come on over and have some fun with me. No strings attached, sexy fun with a barely legal hot as fuck country girl or boring chores at home with the stupid wife. Doesn’t sound like that hard of a choice does it?

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