Category: Extreme Phonesex

Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

So, I live in a condo. It’s not really that big of a building. There are 10 units above (one of mine) and 10 units below. There is also a large gym, equipped with a pool, hot tub, sauna, and private parking.  In addition, there is a ballroom people are allowed to rent out as well as the roof.

Every so often a fire alarm will go off in the building. Now, this wouldn’t be as bad, if my building wasn’t brand new. However, since it is, the smoke detectors are up to today’s building code in Canada. When smoke detectors in my building go off, there is a loud alarm. However, there is also a voice that shouts “fire” in alternating French and English as well as a strobe light. Not kidding, it’s fucking annoying.

So, one day, I’m sitting in my room, masturbating, like the good little slut I am. My pussy is so wet and I’m just about to cum when I’m taken out of it by the sound of a fire alarm going off. 

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

For myself, the reason why I love being a pillow pal is because it can sometimes be a nice escape from reality. In my opinion, unlike traditional role-play and cosplay, I feel different. Due to the fact my head and face are completely covered by my pink unicorn suit.

Obviously, I don’t speak for everyone, but I think lots of people agree with me. Wanting to have a place where all my pillow pals could party with me, I decided to throw a Monters Inc.-themed party. Of course, dressing as a monster was not required, people could come in any kind of suit they wanted. However, I was hoping some people would come as monsters.

Previously, I had purchased every flavour of Ciroc, I had also baked a few monster-themed desserts. Although, the party would be catered. Not to mention, I invited about 100 of my closest pillow pals.

Once everything was ready, I was very excited for my guests to arrive. Completely blown away once they did, there were foxes, bunnies, birds, unicorns, and all kinds of different animals. Not to mention, lots of people came as monsters.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

For a while, I had been casually seeing this guy named Devon. We always had a lot of fun together. Most of the time when I came over to his place, we would just smoke a sesh and fuck. He always had the best kush.

On this night, I came over SO HORNY. I wore a short, black leather skirt, black fishnet nylons, and knee-high black leather boots. In addition, I had on a black crop top that was so low-cut, my tits were completely popping out.

Sitting there, Devon packs me a popper and hands me a dirty, clear bong. I take it and clear it, and then say, “You need to clean this bong, it’s nasty” while laughing.

“I’m sorry Jem, it is pretty nasty, let me go do that, just relax for a bit”, he replies, laughing too.

It feels like an eternity before he finally yells from upstairs for me to come up to his bedroom. Guess we’ll fuck now, is all I could think.

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Kora 1844-332-2369 Ext.309

Hot, sexy MILF Kora was in the kitchen making some dinner, and then she realized she doesn’t have any onions, and then Kora thought to herself, “My neighbor Pat has some onions maybe ill call him to ask “She picks up the phone to call pat and the line rings, “ring” “ring” “ring” and then pat picks up the phone ” hey kora what’s up?’ he answered. kora proceeds to tell him she ran out of onions and asked she could come to get an onion or two and he replies” of course please come over and get some” he says. So Kora takes off her apron and heads out to her neighbor’s house.

Kora shows up at Pat’s front door. She knocks.”knock, knock,” Pat answers. “What’s up, Kora? You still need the onions?” he asked. She replied, “Uh yeah, I do.” But Pat is completely shirtless, and he was glowing and completely ripped in his muscles, and he proceeded to let her in and said, “Give me a sec. Ill get the onions.” He shouts. she replies, “okay take your time”kora needed a minute to calm herself due to her seeing pat shirtless but she couldn’t control herself or it.

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Casino Shake Down

Robotic Rita 1844-332-2639 Ext 413

My phone pinged as I made my rounds on the casino’s main floor. Table twenty-eight just hit it big. The casino hates nothing more than big winners on a lucky streak. That’s why they hired me. When a man wins a massive sum of money, and it appears like he may cash out and leave the hotel, they send me in. My objective is to seduce him into spending all of his winnings back in the casino.

I changed course and headed for twenty-eight. Intel was correct; he looked as if he was gathering his chips and getting ready to cash out to run home. Not on my watch. I slipped up beside him with a gentle smile and touched his shoulder. “Wow, congratulations, Sir. My name is Rita, and I’m from the hotel. They’ve asked me to show you to your complimentary room to congratulate you on your winnings. Join me?”

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Mila 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 220

You know, I miss having exhibition calls. I don’t get them enough! Public fucking? Amazing! It’s the height of adventure. Lots of guys message me asking what I wanna do. And the answer is anything they want, really. I love being spontaneous. But part of that is… spontaneous anywhere. If you wanna make my day, come talk to me about fucking in public. Even if it’s just at a fetish or sex club. That’s good enough for me baby! Imagine walking in on a couple of freaky kinksters getting it on! I would simply have to get in on the excitement. And I would love to have someone join my adventure.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

For a while, I had been seeing this guy named Daniel.

The last time we had met, we fucked in an Igloo. When I left, he handed me a red envelope with a monogrammed “D”, I couldn’t wait to find out what my next adventure would be.

Daniel had instructed me to wait until after the New Year to open it.

So, after New Year’s, I am sitting in my bedroom with the envelope in my hands, eagerly anticipating what is inside. Slowly, I press down on the wax seal, it cracks, and the envelope pops open.

The note inside read as follows, “We’re going to a Nordic Spa, I’m not telling you where. Be ready for the helicopter tonight at 5:00 pm. I will meet you there”.

Being a Canadian, of course, I love Nordic Spas. There are Nordic spas all over the world and they tend to operate on the same principle: hot, warm, cold, rest, repeat. Continue reading “Jemma’s at a Nordic Spa” →

Tessa 1-844-332-2639 ext. 445

What’s one of those hot fantasy’s that you don’t ever want to admit to anyone, ever? Well, Tessa has one of them.I’m only divulging here cause it’s where I spill it all. I have this really dark and super naughty fantasy of having the riskiest sex ever. I’m not on any type of birth control, and something about the thought of getting pregnant just makes my pussy wetter than wet. This dirty little slut likes it risky.

Now of course I realize how risky, how completely immature, how irresponsible this is in “real life”. But I mean, that’s why it’s so hot to me. That’s exactly why I get so turned on by it. Imagine, that dick is just looking up at my pussy. It wants to be inside of it so bad. Like crazy bad. And I’m almost dripping at this point. I’m hovering up above, on top of you, and I’m wiggling my pussy up just an inch of so above your cock. I have to let you know that my pussy is teasing you so bad. But I can’t say it. It’s pussy talk.

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Mila 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 220

New year, same sexy lady! Still on the prowl for new and used cock! I would put an advertisement for what I am looking for, but my acceptable cocks list is too broad! Small, stupid-looking things. Monstrous, eye-watering throbbing ones. And the people those cocks would be attached to? Even more broad. Little sissies who want to suck BBC, or guys who have the BBC. Too many guys, too little time. So, anyone with a cock or sissy cunt is someone that I would be interested in. Putting up an advertisement asking for a coffee table is much simpler than one for goons.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Okay, since you loved me breaking down those Canadian stereotypes, I’ll break down a few more. Let Jemma tell you all aboot Canada!

I just need to clarify one thing before I begin. I refuse to own the fact I say “aboot”. I don’t believe you. I will own the fact that I said Eh, but I refuse to believe I said aboot! Yeah, I’m looking at you, Daddy.

All Canadians Speak French 

False. Most Canadians do not speak both languages. Canada does indeed have two official languages, French and English. When I was in the professional world, I used to lie on my resume and claim I spoke French. In my defence, I was forced and did take it for 10 years. Unfortunately for me, I didn’t learn a single thing.

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