blondegoddess

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639 x 230

Spring has officially sprung, but you already knew that, didn’t you? You have been “sprung” for awhile. You are quite obsessed and it’s beginning to show. You can’t seem to concentrate. You only think about me. My voice, my sweet yet sexy personality, my incredible body and even more incredible pussy.

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southernslang

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you:  You’re Welcome!

  • Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
  • Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
  • Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
  • That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
  • Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
  • Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
  • Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
  • Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

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Gianna 1-844-332-2639 ext. 355

It’s Spring Break so I’m getting ready to hit up a crazy house party to find someone to fuck me senseless. What else is there to do when school is out of session? I should be preparing for my Creative Photography final but I’d much rather go out and have fun with my friends instead. Did I ever tell you about the wild orgy party that we crashed last Spring Break? Maybe it will inspire you to have spring break phone sex with me. Continue reading “Spring Break Phone Sex with Gianna”

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Tonight is Game night and I get to Host!!! Whoohoo! You know I LOVE my Candy Girl Co-workers, so tonight I’m going to test your Candy Girl Knowledge with Name That Girl’s Photo Game!

I know you are a super perv. That you spend hours just looking at our photos, tugging on your pathetic little cock so this game should be SUPER easy for you!

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marchmadness

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

It’s officially March Madness, do you have your brackets ready? Or more importantly, is your cock ready? As intense as the basketball championship can be, what I have planned for you and your cock is even more intense.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I went to a St. Patrick’s day party and drank way too many GREEN BEERS. My head was swimming but there was this super nice guy who came to my rescue. I couldn’t really tell you what he looked like because of the very thick beer goggles I had on!

My friends took my keys (thank you) but I was still pouting about wanting to take myself home. ‘Cus I’m a BIG GIRL after all. The guy who I said rescued me, well he offered to take me home. I swayed and weaved on the way out the door until he scooped me up in his big arms and carried me into his truck.

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Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

Hey there, my horny math nerd! As you know Thursday, March 14th is Pi day. How ware you going to celebrate? I have a HOT idea. Why not take your index finger and make gentle circles around the circumference of my clit? Might you have trouble finding it? No worries. I’m sure the tip of your tongue can find it. And Ill help! Youll get me in the mood to celebrate Pi day too while you have fun with my pie 😉 In fact, my excitement will grow geometrically! And then I can think of a few ways to excite you in return. From where I’m sitting, it looks like you measure more than 3.14159265359 inches and you know how much I love big boys…  

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blowjobphonesex

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

In case you didn’t realize it, today is National Steak & Blow Job Day. This is the day that’s all about the man for once. You get to enjoy red meat and a sexy, sloppy blow job. I mean, what could be better, right?

Steak & Blow Job Day was created as the male response to Valentine’s Day. It’s exactly a month later and it’s basically payback day for men. After all of the roses and gifts, the guy finally gets his.

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Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

You know, I really don’t understand why your wife has a problem with me being a home wrecking slut. I mean, honestly – if she put out, then you wouldn’t even be calling me and spoiling me with orgasms and gifts. And for the record, I never mind being called a home wrecker because I’m just doing what she should be doing for you. And since she doesn’t, I’m more than willing to take her place. As you know, I’m a really good phone fuck. And I appreciate you saying I’m amazing to just talk to also. It’s good to have someone like you that appreciates all of the gifts I have to offer.

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mardigras

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Happy Mardi Gras! It’s Fat Tuesday and I have decided to celebrate fat cocks. I love all sizes of cock. That’s right, I said it. Even the tiny dicks. I mean they are something to laugh at and make fun of so even they serve a purpose. But today isn’t even about that. Today, we shall honor thy fat cock. Those thick, juicy ones that just fill you up so perfectly.

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