Kayla 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Today we had a bit of an oopsie! The serves crashed and took down our panties with it. Are you wondering how Sensual MILF Ella, Sweet Teen Willow, Zesty Zoey, Adorable Morgan, Mischievous Monica, Pretty Paris, and Naughty Kaykay kept our idle hands busy?
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I can’t believe what just happened. My lady boss had her cheatin ass husband in tears bent over the bed. Begging a huge ass stud to fuck him! He didn’t want it no. Did he get it? Yes, he did.
As soon as she forced him to not only ask for his cock but to beg for it. She made him with tears in his eyes beg the stud to fuck him. That he deserved to be fucked because he fucked over his wife for fuckin girls behind her back.
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
I’m a good girl…most of the time. It’s just you’re so easy to rile up. I don’t even intend to be bratty when I open my mouth. The naughty, bad things just slip right out and then your face gets so red. I like it best when you chuckle a little. As if you can’t even believe what you just heard.
Being mischievous is just in my nature. I can’t fight who I am and I don’t think you really want me to either, do you? You wouldn’t want me to change the perfect princess that I am and be some muddled version of someone else, right?
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Last week, it was terribly hot here in Vegas. With everything still shut down, my friend and I had to come up with a plan to beat the heat. We bought a kiddie inflatable pool and blew it up in her driveway. Slathered in tanning oil, we huddled together in the ten foot long, two feet deep baby pool. Our poor legs dangling over the edge.
It didn’t matter though cus we were cooling off and getting some color. Not wanting to have to climb in and out of the pool, I brought my diaper cuck along, disguised as one of my boyfriends. It’s so cute how people think I would actually date a boy like him. Anyhow, he was there and my friend also had her boyfriend Dan over as well.
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
You dirty little scam. I’m a phonesex whore not a dumbass. I can see right through your bullspit and lies. Watching me on twitter, reading my blogs, those things make you all hot and bothered, don’t they? You think because you’ve read every word I’ve published, that you know me? You don’t know anything.
When you messaged me, pretending as if we’ve played before, I knew it was a scam. See, here’s the thing. My callers, aren’t “just callers.” Taking the time to get to know my boys and provide them with the best experience possible is my highest goal. I take what I do seriously, even if to you it’s just jacking off.
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KayKay 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
I read an article the other day and not all of the details stuck with me because I started imagining my own story. However, the basis of it is so incredible that I can’t stop thinking about it. This diver found what he thought was an abandoned, underwater dance club.
They forced their way inside and found it to be not just any dance club but an underwater strip club! With stages and poles and everything! The pictures were amazing and my mind began to spin. How did this club end up underwater? I wondered, was it swallowed up by the sea or built to be a magical experience? Can you imagine watches fish and whales swim by as you got a lapdance from a mermaid?! Hello! Best fucking idea ever!
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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Becoming Kooky’s Keeper. You know I’m always looking for a way to earn a few extra bucks. When my mom told me the older man down the street was looking for someone to help him out a few hours a week, I thought it would be easy money! Boy, was I wrong!
As older gentleman do, he was beginning to forget things. Like where he put his wallet and if he’d taken his pills. He was even having a hard time dressing and wearing matching shoes outside of the house. I’d called him and offered to be his little helper. He sounded delighted and asked if I’d come over right away.
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Game day part two. At Wal-mart the other the look on that mans face when I grabbed him by the hand and lead him to the back bathrooms to suck his cock was amazing! I went back two days later and low and behold I found that same man when he saw me he walked over to me. Said he really enjoyed what I did for him and that he has come back to the store looking for me ever since.
I smiled up at him and told him I had no idea what he was talking about and walked away. The look of astonishment on his face was priceless. He started following me around the store I thought it might be fun to put on a show for him. I needed a new toy. Walking back to the auto parts again until I found a slightly younger the 40 man. The man from the other day stopped acting like he was looking at oil.
People in your life think you are a grown-ass man but if only they knew the truth. You are the neediest attention whore I have ever met. If you think this blog is about you, then it probably is.
As my BFF says “Check yourself before you wreck yourself, booboo.” It’s insane the amount of bitch boy entitlement that runs amuck round here. Like fruit flies around rotting pussy. It’s disgusting!
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Alright, alright! I finally figured it out! Geez. You boys are always asking if I’m stirring up trouble? Have I gotten into any trouble lately? Like y’all are my dang Daddies or something…hehe…And it finally dawned on me.
Trouble is what you call that naughty head between your legs! I mean, has it ever lead you into anything but? Nope! And so, when you ask me if I’ve been stirring up trouble, what you really mean to ask me is if I’ve been meaning to tease your cock lately!? You know the answer to that! Yes, of course, I have!
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