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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Humping your Willow Pillow – that’s right, since you can never actually fuck your Dream Girl, you have resorted to humping your pillow. It might be funny if it wasn’t just so sad. So, you just imagine me all over you like I just can’t get enough. There’s nothing wrong with dreaming, but you have let your dreams become an obsession. You sleep with your pillow, you hump it and try to fuck it. That is loser behavior. But, since you are already fantasizing that it’s me, why not just call me?  The one thing you should know is that I am always more than worth it. You know you want this but you also know that you can never have someone like me. I am the crème de la crème, the best of the best. Continue reading “Humping Your Willow Pillow” →

VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

You have a small problem. Your little addiction has begun has become a problem for you. Not to mention your small penis issue. It started out so innocently didn’t it? You reached for that phone for a variety of reasons. Your marriage was in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought a distraction would be good for you. You were so fucking wrong. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is just deplorable to most people. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your nonsense. The audacity you possess to even think you could score with a woman is ludicrous. How did you become so fucking delusional? Most of the women you cast your perversions on are young enough to be your daughter. 

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There’s something about my sweet and kind nature that attracts losers.  They think because I’m a nice girl that I’ll give them attention.  Even I know though, that little dick losers only deserve the most minimal of attention.  What I especially hate is when guys with little cocks look like hot studs with their clothes on.  But then they surprise you with their most disappointing dicklets smashing your hopes and dreams by dropping their pants and showing off what they don’t have hanging between their legs.  Fine!  Whatever!  Let’s get this over with loser.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

This little brat will fuck you up. I am the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest, little brat you will ever come across or is it cum across? It’s true though. I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. I was literally built for this. And you were made to be manipulated and fucked over.

Now that we have established our roles, let’s get this endeavor started. You can admit it, you thrive on drama and the idea of a total brat fucking with your mind, cock and wallet is a dream cum true for a loser like you. It’s OK, most losers fall victim to a sadistic brat like me eventually.

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Fall For Francie xXx 844-332-2639 xXx 208

Honestly, it’s fucking pathetic. You motion for me to sit on your lap and whisper foul things in your ear. With every degrading, humiliating word that spills from my pretty pouted lips, your dumb dick gets harder and harder. Oh, does the addicted loser wanna touch it? Rub it? It isn’t like it’s big enough for you to actually stroke it.

Handsex is the only kind of sex you’ll ever get, so I hope you’re good and used to it. It’s drizzle some lube over your pencil-thin nub and get to work. The longer you edge, the more money I make.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Taxing Tiny Dicks – Just look at that pathetic excuse for a penis. You seriously do not measure up. I suppose when they were handing out dicks, you got what was leftover? That’s really sad for you but hilarious and lucrative for me. Since it’s almost tax time as in taxes are due, I’ve decided to tax your cock. The less dick you have, the more you pay. It really makes sense if you think about it. The great thing is that you actually get some attention from me. So, just refer to the chart and see how you measure up or in your case how you don’t measure up.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

St Patrick’s Day Pervert – This is definitely you. Dealing with a pervert like you is what I like to do. It’s way too much fun not to. I see that look of panic in your eyes as you realize you are past the point of no return. You definitely don’t have the luck of the Irish. I mean, look at that tiny dick. For fuck’s sake, a leprechaun probably has a bigger penis than you.

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TOM 1-844-332-2639 ext. 342

Dick Comparison Contest. Come on dude, lay it out next to mine. Let’s see who’s is bigger. There’s only one catch. The loser has to suck the winner’s dick –  every fuck boy’s dream, right?  We both know there will be a clear winner. My dick never disappoints. You might as well concede and get to work. It’s not like this dick is gonna suck itself. So, don’t just give me lip service. Suck it, bitch.

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2022 is almost here!  It’s time for all of us to make our New Year’s resolution.  We need to get them ready so we can tackle them immediately once that ball drops.  We all know that I’m a tender-hearted slut who will fuck pretty much anyone.  But it’s been brought to my attention that I need to develop some standards.  Other girls have, in the past, tried to help me see the error of my ways.  But this year I’m ready.  It’s time for me to take a change and to stop fucking small dicked losers.  So, if you do not measure up in 2022, I will have no choice but to humiliate you and to deny you access to my hot body.  But that doesn’t mean I won’t have fun with you.  Just not the kind you were thinking about when you first saw me.

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Your Cock

844-332-2639 ext. 205

Your cock, is mine, pet. There’s few things in life I like better then fucking. It’s my ultimate little pleasure, better then anything in the world because no matter if I’m domineering and leering over someone squirming, helpless and bound, or someone with their fingers wrapped around my throat and another one lifting my leg…I know I’m always in control.

That’s the thing really. Your cock, if its the fucking best dick in the world or something that would get mistaken for a particularly pathetic earthworm isn’t the magic wand. It’s just the key. My fucking key. To use for my fucking needs.

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