MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Dude, why are you freaking out? Yes, we’ve been dating for a few weeks. Yes, we have had a lot of fun. I know I blow your mind with my cocksucking techniques. But, now you are blowing up my texts and freaking out. Why?
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Kayla Cumsalot 184433CANDY Ext 357
I found some things on your laptop and I’m disgusted. I thought you were a nice guy. A guy I could trust. Everyone loves you! They think you are fun and kind and sweet but you aren’t are you? You’re a DIRTY, SICK, FUCK.
I’ve asked you to take a walk with me so we can TALK. I can tell you are nervous. Overthinking. Trying to guess what I might be upset about. When we get to the park, it’s dusk. Only a few are still playing on the structures.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, extension 230
Welcome to the Willow Fund for prospective Sugar Daddies. This is an entirely different type of portfolio than you are used to. First of all, check all of your emotional and sexual baggage at the door. Second, be prepared to have more fun than you have had in years. This is not like the regular stock market. Think of it more like a “cock market“.
The Sugar Baby experience is not for the faint of heart so you might want to get a check up with your doctor before embarking on this kind of journey. Make sure the old ticker is working properly. While you are at it a prescription to battle erectile dysfunction might be in order as well. We both know you haven’t exactly been using that cock for anything.
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1-844-332-2639 Ext 204
There are lots of good things you want to see bounce. A quarter off a well-made bed. A nice mold of Jell-O. The guy you just fucked that wasn’t worth the cock space he took up. A nice perky pair of tits. A nice juicy ass. Like I said lots of things to bounce for me. That’s why I decided to knock another to do off my sex spot to-do list.
FYI if you DON’T have a sex place to-do list then there is something major wrong with you and you need to get on top of that. For those of you that don’t know. It’s a list that has all the places you want to do the do-in at or on! Anyway! The next place on my list is a bouncy house. Yes, I mean one of those giant blow-up castles that you get in without your shoes on and bounce around.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized cock.
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1-844-332-2639 Ext 204
Down and dirty in the dirty south. Everyone has heard that sayin. Well, I am here to tell you that THAT is exactly how things get round here. The sayin ‘work hard play harder’ was invented here. And when we’ve worked hard all week there ain’t nothin like gettin a little crazy on the weekend.
There is always a bonfire goin down at someone’s house. If it ain’t mine it’s Mary or Lenny or Ben or Ash we all have our turn. And you always know when you end up at Clint’s then things are goin to be off the chain! Me workin on the farm all week and my good friend Cindy who works at the corner market. That’s who is in the ring.
Call Katie: 1-844-332-2639 ext 356
Princess Katie only meant to tease you a little. Get you back for making me beg to cum the night before, you know?
I put on a tiny black lace bra with matching panties, garters, and your favorite slutty thigh-high stockings. I did my hair perfectly, wavy and tousled in an I-just-masturbated-for-2-hours kind of way. My lips were glossy and my lashes long and curled. I heard you in the other room on an important call but I put on my sexiest high heels and walked toward you anyway.
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Carrie 844-332-2639 ext 214
Not saying anything, he crawled across the bed to me, crawling quickly. He was moving so fast across the bed as if he couldn’t get to me quick enough. Finally Phonesex
Sitting on the bed, trying not to look nervous or excited, as if it didn’t bother me at all when secretly I could wait for him to pounce on me.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236
Well, well, well, it looks like it’s finally time. That’s right, yours truly is the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest elf on Santa’s Naughty Fuck List. Oh, he’s had me bent over his sleigh many times. Of course, I returned the favor and bent his fat ass over it too. Pegging someone with a candy cane is super fun. Feel that peppermint burn. The Grinch has nothing on me.
I’ve told that old motherfucker to elf himself more than once and he seems to love it. Obviously, Mrs. Clause can’t keep her man satisfied, so it’s up to the hottest, naughtiest, and most sadistic elf to push him over the edge.
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Carrie 1 844-332-2639ext 214
Your Naughty Elf for today is ME!!! Naughty Elf Carrie Phonesex
Ho Ho Ho! I should I say, Hoes Hoes Hoes!! Heehee!
I’m your naughty elf Carrie today, you get to have me for $2/min and u get a personal email with a sexy photo of me when u do calls with me today.
I’m going to get u in the Christmas spirit by jingling them balls.