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Welcome to the Willow Fund for prospective Sugar Daddies. This is an entirely different type of portfolio than you are used to. First of all, check all of your emotional and sexual baggage at the door. Second, be prepared to have more fun than you have had in years. This is not like the regular stock market. Think of it more like a “cock market“.
The Sugar Baby experience is not for the faint of heart so you might want to get a check up with your doctor before embarking on this kind of journey. Make sure the old ticker is working properly. While you are at it a prescription to battle erectile dysfunction might be in order as well. We both know you haven’t exactly been using that cock for anything.
Sugaring Is Definitely An Art Form – Play The Cock Market With Me
Sugaring is definitely an art form and it will change your life completely. You won’t feel like the pathetic jerk who can’t seem to do anything right anymore. You don’t even have to think about that dumb, ungrateful wife. Instead just shower your new Sugar Baby with all your attention, gifts, etc.
Now, I don’t tolerate the wannabe sugardaddies or the cheapskates. For example, don’t ask for pics of my manicures and pedicures if you didn’t pay to have them done. That’s just rude. Spoil me in order to keep me. Broke boys don’t deserve pussy. We all know that. But, if you are up for it and want to prove yourself, step up to the plate, big boy. Let’s see what you are working with.
Forget about playing the stock market. It’s a disaster right now. The Willow Fund is such a better return on your investment.
It all begins with just a phone call…
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, extension 230