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Santa Is A Sissy

Posted 1 day ago by Julie

Julie 1-844-332-2639 Ext 453

It’s official. Santa is a sissy. He came to me for sex therapy and it was a full on confessional. It all started years ago when he first married Mrs. Claus. He found her panties so irresistible. One day while she was away, he was missing her so. So much that he grabbed a pair of her panties just to get a whiff of her scent and feel close to her. But it turned him on so much that he felt an intense urge to put them on. When he did, he got an instant hard on. From that day forward, he was addicted. But it didn’t stop there. One day a few years into their marriage, he discovered her dildo. He started licking it and sucking on it to taste her pussy. And that turned him on so much that he felt an intense urge to stick it up his ass. He hasn’t been able to stop since. But he was very ashamed to admit that his fetish had progressed.

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Chris Crinkle

Posted 3 days ago by Cory

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Cory 1-844-332-2639 ext 407

Chris flopped onto the changing table, as he does, and I very suddenly found myself once again under the thrall of the most exquisite, crinkly symphony known to ABDL Mamas all around the world…the sound of a fresh diaper being unpeeled. It’s not just a sound, mind you; it’s an experience.

To me, it’s like a cross between a thousand candy wrappers conspiring to overthrow the kingdom. As I slotted the diaper beneath Chris’s wriggling bottom, the crinkle echoed in my ears like a church bell rung by a giggling choir of cherubs. Chris, ever the playful menace, squirmed and barked, “Mama, you’re doing it too dramatically!” as if he didn’t know that the sound was a sacred ritual, a sonic lullaby, a sound so pure it could make a grown woman weep (with laughter, of course).

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Coat Check

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Miss Anna got a part time job as the coat check girl at a local banquet hall. She loved flirting with all the men as they dropped off and picked up their coats, or even their wives coats for that matter. One day, she was obnoxiously chewing bubble gum waiting for her next patron, when suddenly in stumbled her naughty nephew accompanied by a date.

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Santa’s Domme

Posted 6 days ago by Stella

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Stella 1-844-332-2639 ext 322

One day, I got a special client. It was Santa Claus. I couldn’t believe it. Santa, the man who gives presents to everyone, wanted to be dominated by me. I was excited and a little nervous because I had never dominated someone so famous before. I prepared my room, putting out all my toys and tools. When Santa arrived, I could see the excitement in his eyes. He was a big man with a round belly and a white beard. He looked like he hadn’t been dominated in a long time.

“Hello, Santa,” I said, trying to sound strong. “I am Stella, your dominatrix for today. You will call me Mistress Stella.” “Hello, Mistress Stella,” Santa said. His voice was jolly, but shaking a little. “I am ready to obey your orders.” “First, take off your clothes,” I said. Santa quickly removed his red suit.

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Amber 1-844-332-2639 ext 404

The workshop hummed with the usual frantic energy of Christmas, but while the other elves were busy with dolls and train sets, my station was dedicated to adult toys for Santa’s naughtiest whores. I’m one of the few elves entrusted with quality control and am, as they affectionately call it, the resident “fluffer” for our naughtier creations.

Today, my task involved a new recruit. Aaron, fresh from elf academy, was beaming, proudly presenting his latest invention: a handcrafted, ethically sourced, antler-inspired cock ring. He’d spent weeks meticulously carving and polishing it. “So,” he started, “the structural integrity is paramount, as is the comfort factor. I’ve deemed it ready for preliminary testing.” He gestured to the ring, then to me, with a hopeful glint in his eye.

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Long Leg Fetish

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When I was growing up, my aunt used to tell me how lucky I was to be a ‘leggy blonde.’ It didn’t make sense to me until I was much older, when I realized all the benefits of being precisely what she said. “Leggy.” These long, smooth stems lure boys like the flame calls to the moth.

They flutter forward, hoping for warmth and protection, and then find themselves aflame. While the lust for my legs burns just as hot as the moth’s flickering flame, it’s only half as dangerous. My victims often escape with their lives and a recurring lust for my long legs.

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Cory 1-844-332-2639 ext 407

Recently, I stumbled upon a quaint little shop. “Sweets and Treats” was written in bold, colorful letters above the door. The aroma of sugary delights wafted out into the chilly air drew me in like a magnet. Inside, I found a treasure trove of Christmas candy, with jars of gummies, bins of chocolates, and trays of sugary cookies. YUM! My mouth watered in anticipation!

But, as I made my way deeper into the shop, I began to notice something was a bit…off. Amidst the candy canes and gingerbread men, there were other, more unusual items on display. At first, I thought they were just cleverly designed candies, but as I took a closer look, I realized that they were actually sex toys, cleverly disguised as sweets! There were gummy men with rather surprising protrusions, lollipops that were clearly designed for a very different kind of sucking, and candy canes that looked like they would be better used as butt plugs than tasty treats.

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Julie 1-844-332-2639 Ext 453

It’s that time of year again. My friend’s annual company Christmas party. It all started when he first joined the real estate firm several years ago. I was his date to his first Christmas party, and I’ve been his date every year since. He told me that I was his good luck charm. His boss and his boss’ wife love me, like really love me. The industry itself is drenched in sleeping your way to the top. But this firm in particular is over the top. Let’s just say that the boss’ wife didn’t become the highest producing agent in the city by chance. And the craziest part is that her husband loves it. It turns him on that she’s a nymphomaniac that loves to fuck everybody. He really loves it when he gets to watch. So every year they try to get me to go home with them. But this year got crazier than ever!

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Holiday Sub

Posted 2 weeks ago by Stella

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Stella 1-844-332-2639 ext 322

My darling sub was kneeling on the cold floor, exactly where I told him to wait. I had added a little touch for the holiday season…two tiny silver bells attached near the buckle. Every small movement he made gave a soft, delightful jingle. Ting. Ting. It was the sound of my ownership.

He kept his head bowed and his body tense. He knew the rules. I walked around him slowly as my heels clicked on the hardwood. I didn’t need rope tonight, I needed presentation. “Look up, Darling,” I commanded. His eyes met mine.

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mistletoe

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Miss Anna, fed-up of her husband sent him out Christmas Shopping. She even prepared a detail list and made sure it comprised of multiple items and locations so he would be gone for quite some time, leaving her time alone to herself.

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