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Mooning Police Officers: Suzie and I were just trying to have some fucking fun!  I don’t know why those cops got so upset with us.  Mooning never hurt anyone but you’d think we had stolen the hope diamond or something equally nefarious.  It was totally harmless fun and those officers completely overreacted!

So, how did we get here you ask?  Well, Suzie and I had been playing some video games together.  Then we got bored and decided to go for a ride around town.  That’s when we passed the cops just sitting there parked eating their donuts.  We passed them the first time waving sweetly.  But then I got the best idea ever!

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Suzie had been seeing this guy for a while. He wasn’t all that kind, but she likes those older daddy types. She told me recently that he’d been making rude remarks about people who aren’t like him. About “faggots”, “sissy boys,” and the like. We thought maybe showing him hot a sexy cock in his mouth could be was a good plan.

We plotted a sexy switch at the Halloween party coming up. We’d dress alike in skin-tight latex catsuits with a full face makes and our pretty blonde ponytails peeping out at the top. He’d come to the part with Suzie and lose her within the first hour or so.

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Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

Boy meets girl. Boy eats girl. A man said this phrase to me once and I’ve loved it ever since. Why you ask? Because I instantly thought of someone licking and eating my pussy and that makes me so fucking hot!! Lick me baby and make me yours forever!

When I meet a man, if he can get down and dirty and start eating my pussy right away, and do it properly, I’m pretty much his girl after the first fuck lol. So far, the record is 3 minutes, from meet to eat. That record is going to be hard to beat! But I think we should try to beat it together, shall we?

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I caught you…AGAIN! I know you’ve been jerking off in your room at night – you’re not as quiet as you think you are. But I think you need to let mommy teach you how to take your time when you’re jerking off. I know baby. You probably get so excited and make yourself cum so fast because it feels so good, but you need to let mommy show you how much better taking your time feels. I think you just need some jerk off instructions to help you get the hang of things. Continue reading “Lucy Caught You Being Naughty! JOI Phone Sex” →

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It’s getting near! That time of year, where TREATS are always within reach. I like them all! Sweet and salty. BIG OR SMALL. I even like them all dipped in chocolate or completely bare! But you know I’m not talking about candy.
I’m talking about COCK.

October is SWALLOWEEN, for you good boys, that is. So all you naughty, pervy cucks get to celebrate locktober in a cage, but the lucky boys get their dick’s sucked dry all month long!

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As the waning crescent moon rises, you’ll come to me. Like the lunar magic pulls the ocean waves, you can’t help but seek me. It’s in your nature to serve your Goddess. The closer we get to the new moon, the deeper your desires rage. So give your all to me and set yourself free.

I am the air in your lungs and the beat in your heart. Without me, you are nothing. So come forward like the phases of the moon. Open yourself, and let me make you new.

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I was walking around the baby supply store.  Just checking out the toys and diapers and diaper supplies they have.  One never knows when one might need diaper supplies for surprise messy diapers.  Suddenly I smelled something awful.  Very pungent and strong and seemed to be filling up the air throughout the store.  I followed my nose up and down the aisles until I got to the Pamper aisle.  There standing in the aisle looking lost and smelling to high heaven was a stinky Pamper boy.

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BBC

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Tyrell is 6’8 and completely made of muscle and melanin. Everything about him intimidates and arouses you. It’s so easy for him to make you feel inferior. He wants a wrestling match against you. The loser has to suck the other one’s cock. BBC always wins.

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It’s Saturday!  You know what that means!!  There will be a kinky, fun, sexy, naughty, hilarious game today at 2 pm eastern time.

Today I plan to play Misheard Song Lyrics.

There should be lots of laughing and a very good time.

Bonus!  Someone will win a free 15-minute call with one of our sexy naughty kinky ladies.

Don’t miss out!

Zesty Zoey

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What happens under the sheets stays under the sheets.  Let’s agree on that rule right now.  No one needs to know what we do together.  Most especially not your bitchy frigid wife.  There’s no reason that she needs to know or find out all the things you and I do together.

She needs to mind her own business as far as I am concerned.  If she wouldn’t be such a prude, you wouldn’t need to have a girl like me in your bed.  Now, would you?

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