ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
It’s that time of year again. I can just imagine your chestnuts roasting over an open fire. You really thought you could play me along with your wife? I don’t play that. It might have been different if you were up front and honest, but you thought you could be a player. Wrong.
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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
It’s that time again. December Game Day and you know what that means. My “Dirty Santa” Trivia Game. I will be Santa’s helper. Let’s face it, I’m quite used to helping out older, married men. What would Mrs. Claus say? (no one cares) There should be something for everyone and the sexy banter is always the most fun. Put on your thinking cap and bring that hard dick along for some lighthearted, provocative holiday fun.
Do you think you have what it takes to win my game? The winner receives a free 15 minute call with the phone sex vixen of his choice along with bragging rights, so what more could a horny guy ask for?
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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Tuesday Night is one of two GAME NIGHTs here in phonesexcandy’s FREE chat room! Are you going to join me tonight at nine pm EST/ six pm PST? I mean what else do you have to do? Eat dinner with your lazy wife? Shovel snow from the driveway that will be there in an hour anyhow?
Come take a load off and join me for D-word trivia!
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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
I love being a Sugarbaby, but being an Asian Sugarbaby is even better. Why? Because men just seem to have a weakness for hot Asian girls. I love the attention and I also adore the perks. From Hermes to Chanel, the gifts just keep coming.
I’m a foul-mouthed little bitch who uses swear words as sentence enhancers. “It’s not ladylike to cuss, Kayla.” “Little girls shouldn’t use such language, Kayla.” “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” *eye roll* Give it a rest, already! No one ever said I was trying to be ladylike, anyhow!
You don’t like it? Don’t fucking talk to me. However, if it turns you on to hear such nasty filth fall out of such a pretty mouth, by all means. Pick up the phone and listen to me spew cuss words like a fucking sailor.
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Alright, alright! I finally figured it out! Geez. You boys are always asking if I’m stirring up trouble? Have I gotten into any trouble lately? Like y’all are my dang Daddies or something…hehe…And it finally dawned on me.
Trouble is what you call that naughty head between your legs! I mean, has it ever lead you into anything but? Nope! And so, when you ask me if I’ve been stirring up trouble, what you really mean to ask me is if I’ve been meaning to tease your cock lately!? You know the answer to that! Yes, of course, I have!
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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Have you ever been bewitched by an Asian girl? Perhaps it is time you were. I have bewitching powers that will render your cock totally useless. Yes, I will cast a spell on your cock and ruin all of your orgasms. It’s what I do.
It’s not like you can fight it. One look at me and you are weak and pathetic. The power I have over you is like nothing you’ve experienced before.
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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, x 300
It’s Game Day and this will be my first time hosting. As the hostess with the mostest, I am going to give you a crash course in Ghetto Lingo. The game will consist of certain terms and you will need to tell me what they mean. This should be lots of fun and extremely suggestive.
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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Trick or Treat Motherfucker. That’s right, in order to get this treat you will need to be tricked first. This isn’t some cut rate candy. This is the top of the line, exclusive treat. Don’t worry about your dumb, fat wife or your stupid, unfulfilling job. Just think about this hot girl homewrecker who loves to fuck a married man.
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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
What do fortune cookies and slanted eyes have in common? Or Madame Butterfly? Or wontons? Well, they are all “Asian” and to most American guys they lump everything Asian into one category to satisfy their Asian fetish needs. I’m actually perfectly fine with this. Yes, I know that most guys are ill-informed when it comes to Asian culture but I can use this to my advantage.
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