Do you hang your head in shame knowing that you’re a pathetic loser? You have a tiny dick, a crummy job and a whiny voice. It drives me and everyone around you fucking insane. You are a hunched over pussy boy with NOTHING to offer the world at large. This is why you have to pay for people to talk to you, because nobody wants to listen to that snivel for free. Ugh, stop talking. Try to put some bass in your voice. Stand up straight or something.

You and I both know that won’t work because being a loser comes from the inside. It’s all of your inadequacies building up from the inside out. You could even have a small little pin headed teenie weenie and still not be a complete loser. Sometimes you are just useless. When you’re a real pathetic fucking loser it emanates off you like a stink.

 

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, ext. 300

I’m used to being a bad ass bitch. I don’t just fuck for the rent. I’m also a real ass bitch. I expect the best because I deliver the best.  That’s right  Men will buy me Gucci if I ask for it. They also know they can’t come around without that green. 

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Peek A Boo

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A good way to pass the time at home is to play games. Board games aren’t my thing though, they are more like bored games! However, my mother always said: “If you have a good imagination you’ll never be bored.” The kind of games I like to play are the ones that get your heart racing!

Like Peek A Boo! You don’t think that get’s your heart racing?! I suppose you wouldn’t since you’ve never played with me. Allow me to explain the thrills and chills of such a fun and exciting game!

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Are you ready to get your game on? Since it’s almost my favorite time of the year – yes I am a fanatic of college basketball, my game will be sports related. Lots of sexy sports trivia and a chance to win a free 15 minute phone sex call. Sounds like a win win to me. Game time starts at 2:00 PM EST in the Phone Sex Candy Chatroom. 

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, ext. 300

When I walk in to the club all eyes are of course on me. I expect it. I also enjoy it. Why shouldn’t the men be staring at me with lust while the women look at me with envy? I have the body that demands that type of attention. I also know how to work that body.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It finally happened, y’all. The man I wanna marry got down on one knee and popped the question. I couldn’t have squealed with more happiness than when I agreed to be his bride. He isn’t a patient man though as soon as I said yes, he was picking our little chapels here in Vegas who do speedy weddings and booked us for late Sunday night.

Thankfully, the sweet bridal owner had everything I needed to instantly become someone’s wife. She gave me a beautiful, tight, white, mermaid style wedding gown to put on and handed me the matching lace veil. It was so beautiful and I was almost ready to marry the man of my dreams. I just wanted to give him one last prewedding gift.

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underwater

KayKay 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I read an article the other day and not all of the details stuck with me because I started imagining my own story. However, the basis of it is so incredible that I can’t stop thinking about it. This diver found what he thought was an abandoned, underwater dance club.

They forced their way inside and found it to be not just any dance club but an underwater strip club! With stages and poles and everything! The pictures were amazing and my mind began to spin. How did this club end up underwater? I wondered, was it swallowed up by the sea or built to be a magical experience? Can you imagine watches fish and whales swim by as you got a lapdance from a mermaid?! Hello! Best fucking idea ever!

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Nothing about me is basic. If you are looking for basic bitch, move along. What is a basic bitch, you ask? Look around you. Look at your wife or girlfriend. No wonder you aren’t satisfied with them. I have never been one of those girls who waits around for a guy to text me or pay attention to her. I don’t need any of that.

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Redneck

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Last night the girls and I decided to stir up trouble in sin city. Our first stop was to the Stratosphere for redneck magic. I was a little unsure about how funny the show would be as we sat down in the dark. The room was crowded and we were sitting so close to the strangers in the audience.

The man next to me kept looking over at my thighs. I suppose my skirt may have been a little too short and my heels night have been a little too high for the caliber of the show but we did have plans for after anyhow.

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Chronic jerk offs like you don’t know what it’s like to feel the ache of blue balls because you are always allowing yourself to cum. However and whenever you want. That time has passed now, baby. It’s time for you to watch your balls turn blue. Swollen, full and so tight against the base of your dick it hurts.

You better whack your meat one last time because your cock’s freedom is now coming to an end.

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