Mooning Police Officers: Suzie and I were just trying to have some fucking fun!  I don’t know why those cops got so upset with us.  Mooning never hurt anyone but you’d think we had stolen the hope diamond or something equally nefarious.  It was totally harmless fun and those officers completely overreacted!

So, how did we get here you ask?  Well, Suzie and I had been playing some video games together.  Then we got bored and decided to go for a ride around town.  That’s when we passed the cops just sitting there parked eating their donuts.  We passed them the first time waving sweetly.  But then I got the best idea ever!

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Shemale Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349

Suzie had been seeing this guy for a while. He wasn’t all that kind, but she likes those older daddy types. She told me recently that he’d been making rude remarks about people who aren’t like him. About “faggots”, “sissy boys,” and the like. We thought maybe showing him hot a sexy cock in his mouth could be was a good plan.

We plotted a sexy switch at the Halloween party coming up. We’d dress alike in skin-tight latex catsuits with a full face makes and our pretty blonde ponytails peeping out at the top. He’d come to the part with Suzie and lose her within the first hour or so.

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Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

Boy meets girl. Boy eats girl. A man said this phrase to me once and I’ve loved it ever since. Why you ask? Because I instantly thought of someone licking and eating my pussy and that makes me so fucking hot!! Lick me baby and make me yours forever!

When I meet a man, if he can get down and dirty and start eating my pussy right away, and do it properly, I’m pretty much his girl after the first fuck lol. So far, the record is 3 minutes, from meet to eat. That record is going to be hard to beat! But I think we should try to beat it together, shall we?

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By Mean LIL Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext.410

Every year, starting the second weekend of October, an infamous haunted house pops up. The location is different every year, and only a particular group of people get texted the area. Everyone else who goes has to find it by word of mouth. It’s a good thing people talk so much.

The reason it isn’t advertised is that it isn’t your “normal” haunted house. Not one for the family, if you know what I mean. It’s adults-only, and this one is messy.

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Hunter 1-844-332-2639 ext 387

It’s finally October! It’s getting just chilly enough to need a sweatshirt or light jacket and leggings. Also, being able to play pranks of friends and family, having pumpkins spice drinks and treats, Halloween parties, and my absolute favorite bonfires! I’m usually not good when it comes to pranks but we still have fun. It’s the thought that counts right? Halloween parties, pumpkin treats, and bonfires go together nicely!

Halloween is when I get to come out of my comfort zone a bit. It’s always fun and exciting! Dressing up in clothes/outfits I wouldn’t normally wear and playing the role of the costume. The mysterious part of talking to someone who is wearing a mask not knowing who they are but you can be free with them and leave your insecurities behind. Having those one-night stands who the mysterious hotty you’ve been talking to all night. Dressing up sexier than normal. Continue reading “Halloween Parties PhoneSex!”

*LUCY*  844-332-2639 xxx- 221

I caught you…AGAIN! I know you’ve been jerking off in your room at night – you’re not as quiet as you think you are. But I think you need to let mommy teach you how to take your time when you’re jerking off. I know baby. You probably get so excited and make yourself cum so fast because it feels so good, but you need to let mommy show you how much better taking your time feels. I think you just need some jerk off instructions to help you get the hang of things. Continue reading “Lucy Caught You Being Naughty! JOI Phone Sex”

VANESSA 1-844-332-2639 ext 232

Financial Domination, this is something you have craved. I’m just not sure if you are really serious. It sounds great doesn’t it? But do you have what it takes to back up all of your talk? We shall see. I prefer to start off slow and seductive, testing you and feeling you out to see what your limits are. I expect you to spoil and pamper me.

False promises will not be tolerated and I expect you to be good to your word. If you don’t follow through there will be consequences. Don’t ask for hardcore financial domination if you have no intention of making good on your offer. 

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Peeping old pervert! Hehehe, I know what a fucking perv you are, we all do. Dirty old man, watching us exercise in those tight yoga pants, like you could have a chance with it. Watching those soft, bouncing boobs in those tight tops all squeezed together, watching us stretch, exercise, those round ass cheeks sliding around in those super tight pants, watching our cunts between our leg looking for that little tiny lump of lippy.

I totally know your type old dude, you’re why a lot of gyms have windows, aren’t you? You just would do anything to get closer to us, get a chance to get a taste, a touch, or more likely just watch and play it away while you wack off in your bathroom wishing you were able to get some.

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Your sissy tooth is aching. It’s like a sweet tooth except your craving is for something salty. Your mouth waters for a hot load of faggot frosting sliding down your throat after sucking a throbbing veiny cock like the slut you are! You can’t fool me. Your dick is hard right now thinking of the way a cockhead bruises the back of your throat as you swallow every inch. There’s no feeling like sucking a cock and we both know it.

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Sexy Innocent Girl Adrian

Adrian 844-332-2639 ext. 269

The beautiful, sassy blonde babe you’ve been yearning for. My name’s Adrian, I’m 22 years old, and I adore both young and older men. I adore cash even more, so if you have a generous attitude, that’s an added bonus. That could make me sound like a shallow bitch, I know, but I do have a heart. It’s merely at odds with my pussy and mind which seek something new to traverse.

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