I woke up this morning feeling like I wanted to hand out Slutty Gifts from Santa. Putting a lot of thought into it, I decided that the sluttiest gift I could give was myself. I bet that makes all you mama’s boys really happy. Picture me spanking your booty or even changing your diaper in a sexy Mrs. Clause suit!

What Slutty Gifts from Santa are in store for you today? Me. All of me for $2 per min all day long. I’ll be here waiting to bend you over my knee and spank your booty. Waiting for you to sneak into my window when my husband leaves. Who doesn’t want a naughty MILF? Continue reading “Slutty Gifts from Santa Phonesex”

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My tight light cunt is very swollen & beat up, my labia is literally pulsating from being used so roughly!  I guess that’s what happens when you get fucked and played with all day long!  Sometimes, I can barely even sit down, my cunt is soaking wet and totally oozing out with cum.

I must admit, it turns me on to sit in a puddle of my own cunt juices mixed in with countless loads of baby batter.  I want you to shove the tip of your horny, throbbing dick inside of my dripping wet cuntContinue reading “Moan & Squirm Phonesex”

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He wasn’t worthy to fuck me, besides my new hot boy toy (aka as my Realtor), but he has been admiring ever since we became neighbours.  I knew he had more than just a little crush on me, he would have done anything to fuck me.  But I wanted nothing to do with him.

After my hot unexpected fuck date with my Realtor (which you can read about in my blog on TLC), after he came hard inside at one of the houses we were checking out, I had a hot idea  burning up. I wanted my next door neighbour clean me once I got home. Continue reading “Ass Licking Phonesex”

I decided that I needed A Potion from Santa! Let me explain. After my Halloween run in with the Witch that made me the Potion of Shrinking, I wanted more. I was actually a tad ashamed of my new habit- shrinking, taking, and caring for arrogant men- and afraid to go back to her again. I know she said I could, but I didn’t want to seem greedy to a woman who’s craft I respected.

Sitting down to the table, I pulled out a notebook and pen. It had been since my teens since I had done this, (the very last time to please my mom), but I was going to write a letter to Santa. I am going to ask him to bring me A Potion that will allow me to shrink a man to the size of a baby. Oh I love my little Lego-sized man, but I also want to make one into a helpless baby. Continue reading “A Potion from Santa Phonesex”

Party

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He had a party to go to and this time he wasn’t going to go alone. It would be the first time he ever introduced me to his coworkers and friends. I’d always been his naughty little secret. Daddy’s dirty girl that he kept hidden from his normal day to day life but now I was going to have the chance to really show him how good I could be for him. How much I would add to his life if only I was allowed to come out into the light.

The Christmas office party was held on Christmas eve and a very formal event. Daddy provided me with his credit card and gave me permission to pick out my own dress. Not too revealing, he had said when he kissed my forehead that morning.

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Food Play

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Honey, ice cream, and strawberry pudding are a few sweet treats that are fun to lick off of you. Not only is food play fun, but certain foods can improve your stamina, libido, and the overall quality of sex. I sure hope you like sweet cherry pie!

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naughtyelf

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Well, well, well, it looks like it’s finally time. That’s right, yours truly is the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest elf on Santa’s Naughty Fuck List. Oh, he’s had me bent over his sleigh many times. Of course, I returned the favor and bent his fat ass over it too. Pegging someone with a candy cane is super fun. Feel that peppermint burn. The Grinch has nothing on me.

I’ve told that old motherfucker to elf himself more than once and he seems to love it. Obviously, Mrs. Clause can’t keep her man satisfied, so it’s up to the hottest, naughtiest, and most sadistic elf to push him over the edge.

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Mr. Hotstuff

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We met at the gym. No, I wasn’t working out! I was going to the tanning booth. They let you have unlimited access to the beds when you have a gym membership, which I don’t but the guy manning the front desk lets me suck his dick for a little UV light time.

Anyway, the gym was where I met Mr. Hotstuff. He was tall, handsome, and covered in sweat, just the kinda guy I like to turn into a Daddy for me to play with. He couldn’t resist my giggles and pigtail twirling, he asked me out for dinner that night and of course, I agreed.

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Lucy Loves Her Gift of BBC Phonesex

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My homegirl Lucy has a special gift. She can work any sized BBC using her mouth and that wet ass pussy! My brother is visiting for the holidays and he just had to have a piece of Lucy’s fine ass when she came over for dinner! I convinced her to spend the night because I wanted my brother to fuck that pussy up!

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There’s a little-known secret up in the North Pole.  Those creatures who help pull Santa’s sleigh are actually shape shifters.  They are high energy, high drive beings with many needs.  Santa works hard to keep them happy and satisfied throughout the year.  Keeping these shape shifters happy assures they work hard on Christmas eve.  Flying beyond the speed of sound is exhausting work.  Hard workers deserve to be rewarded for all the time, effort, and energy they put into helping others.  So, Santa utilizes my many talents to keep his shape shifting sleigh drivers happy, focused, and motivated to get all those presents to the good girls and boys in the world on that one special night a year.  The yearly Christmas Eve Gang Bang is the secret to what gives the sleigh drivers the energy to complete their high-speed deliveries.

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