Category: adult

Cheeky Redhead wishes Happy birthday to Misterten

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

On this day, many, many, mannnnnny moons ago… a baby Misterten was gifted to us. That baby grew into the most annoying stinker the world has ever known. However, as small people do, he grew some more. Into a sneaky, attention-seeking brat whose butt had to be paddled so often, his buns were more often red than pale.

Please stick with me; I have a point. After decades and centuries of growing up and gaining knowledge, that annoying little punk transformed into the darling Daddy we know and love today. Happiest of Birthdays to our dearest lover of kitten dancing, butt spanking Daddy Ten!

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Sex Kitten Lyric 1-844-332-2639 x247

If you know me, you will know that I am also a tattoo artist and I manage the tat shop.  A few days ago we had our Christmas Holiday party.  I would love to tell you all the kinky details from our fuck-a-liscious Christmas party, but it would be best if you called me when your boring wife is out shopping.  With Christmas being right around the corner, she will be gone for hours.

I have been such a naughty and filthy slut in 2019, Santa definately put me on the Naughty Ho List.  I will give a little hint about what happened at the Christmas party.  The owner of the tattoo shop is super hot and I have been trying to get him to fuck me for quite some time.  Well let’s just say…. Continue reading “Naughty Ho List Phonesex” →

Greif

              Torri 1844-332-2639 x204                  Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

When I first met her, I thought she was sweet and kind. I welcomed her into my home with open arms and loving wishes, but she overstepped her welcome and made herself comfortable. Torri stormed into my life and turned herself from a mistress to a housewife wife.

My Christmas grief weighs heavy on me this year as I sit at family events, cast off as the ex-wife. She doesn’t o even seem to love him; that’s what hurts the most. She swept in like a gold-digging whore. Once her talons dug in deep, she ripped my whole family away from me.

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Evil

xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

Evil must be worshiped. I don’t give a flying fuck that Christmas is around the corner, and everyone is thinking about spreading goodwill and cheer. Fuck that noise. There is darkness all around us, and I love poking my finger in it to give it a thrill.

Close your eyes for me, just for a second. I want you to picture the most perfect girl you’ve ever met. A name has already sprung to your mind, hasn’t it? She should be a “good girl.” Someone prim and proper. Nothing like me. Do you know who our victim will be?

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Thanksgiving

By Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I’m so excited! This year my mom is going to teach me how to prep and cook my very own Thanksgiving dinner! She suggested I find a healthy young woman with lots of meat on her bones. You know, for leftovers and whatnot. I knew the perfect succulent beauty!

I called up my good friend Gianna. We’ve been sharing the fabulous foodie life for some time now, I assumed she’d understand my desire to try new cuisine. I invited her over FOR dinner and she gleefully agreed. The silly little girl didn’t know she was going to BE Thanksgiving dinner.

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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

There are some perks to being the perfect little housewife on Thanksgiving. Like how good it makes me feel when the house is all decorated for the holidays and food has been cooking all day. Slaving over the oven to make my loved ones feel special and cared for is such a blessing.

And like how after the meal is finished and everyone else is helping to clean up the kitchen or watching football, my brother in law sneaks me into the master bedroom to stuff me full of his hard cock.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Have you ever been caught in quicksand? I’m not talking figuratively, I mean literally. Like have you stepped on what you hoped would be solid ground and instead found yourself sinking. The more you struggled, the deeper you found yourself? Me neither, but I reached out on Twitter today to ask what kinks people were digging into these days. Working as I do, it can be easy for me to be blinded by the taboo.

For me, it’s normal to peg a married diaperboy with a fat strap on, ya know? Or to beg for Daddy’s cock while he braids my sister’s hair. My view of the world can get a bit skewed but I love finding new topics to dip my dirty little toes in. Twitter, as it always does delivered.

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Please don't

xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

My boyfriend has begun to suspect that something is going on between us. I’ve done all I can to throw him off the trail. We can keep fucking but I just need you to promise me one thing. You know I’ve had to go off the pill because of my new medication. It makes it not work anyway so it’s really important that you, please don’t cum inside of me.

I’ve told you. Asked you not to. Begged you to please not cum inside but now that I’m straddled over your cock, I don’t want to climb off. No matter what I do, keep control of yourself. You can hold it back while I use you to enjoy myself, right?

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insatiable

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Hungry, hungry insatiable Krysta! Chomp, chomp. Yum, yum. My sexual appetite has no bounds. I’m interested in all kinds of fetishes and want you to teach me about the ones I don’t know yet! Do you know a way in which you can feed me your cock that I haven’t figured out yet?

Come show me! I’m a bottomless pit for your creamy, cummy ball juice. I’m pretty sure you are a chronic masturbator anyhow. You might as well share that goodness with a pudgy princess like me!

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Anita  1-844-332-2639  ext 288

With my exotic Eastern European accent, I am eager to mock and make fun of you.  You cannot sleep and call me in the middle of the night because you want to hear me humiliate you and make fun of your shrimp dick.

To make things even better you really want to put on a show for me.  So what do you do?  You start humping the nearest pillow.  The soft and silky feel of the pillow makes you go at it even harder and faster.  Continue reading “Fuck That Pillow for Me Phone Sex” →