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Oops, I shrunk my boyfriend. I mean, it was accidental but on purpose. I know that isn’t very clear; allow me to explain. He’s so tall and cocky, a real man’s man, if you will. He is always teasing people who are shorter than him, and frankly, I’d had enough. He needed to swallow some humble pie and learn his lesson.

Bullying isn’t nice! I got the flower from a lady in a dusty hippie store downtown. She told me to crunch up the petal and seep it in his tea. She said because they were natural and each petal possessed its potency; it would be challenging to tell HOW much he would shrink. She suggested I start small and increase as needed.

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Slumped over the bartop, I was mourning the loss of my latest relationship into half a bottle of cold merlot. My makeup was smeared from wiping my tears, and my lipstick stained the rim of the glass I was draining. When you sat down beside me, I didn’t lookup.

No point. You’d probably end up hurting me like the rest of the male race. I started thinking I should stick to dating women when you reached out and touched my chin. Turning my face to make me look up at yours. “Being heartbroken won’t last.” You smiled, but it annoyed me.

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As the waning crescent moon rises, you’ll come to me. Like the lunar magic pulls the ocean waves, you can’t help but seek me. It’s in your nature to serve your Goddess. The closer we get to the new moon, the deeper your desires rage. So give your all to me and set yourself free.

I am the air in your lungs and the beat in your heart. Without me, you are nothing. So come forward like the phases of the moon. Open yourself, and let me make you new.

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Don’t you need a real woman? A woman who possesses all of the assets you crave? The kind of curves that are dangerous for a man’s heart rate. Yes, that’s exactly what I am talking about.

That’s right, your eyes are not deceiving you. This is all about honey dripping phone sex. I just can’t help it. I have these thick thighs and incredible pussy. It just draws every man right in. You will be no different. You won’t be able to resist this sweetness.

It’s OK, bury your tongue in that sweet nectar. Immerse yourself in heaven on earth. This pussy will make a grown man cry. This pussy makes men do all kinds of things they normally wouldn’t even think of. The pursuit of great pussy is all consuming. 

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By Zoey 844-33202639 Ext. 403 & Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Daddy said I could have a friend over for dinner tonight, and I knew just who I wanted to share Taco Tuesday with. Zoey is charming, and when I introduced her to Daddy, he was totally fooled that she was innocent! We giggled and whispered dirty things without him knowing while stuffing our faces with messy tacos.

I dribbled some meat into my cleavage, and when Daddy’s head was turned, Zoey so sweetly said, “Let me help you, Krysta!” She ducked right down and sucked the tasty meat from between my titties, and even licked up the leftover sauce.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Have you ever heard of Asian Princess Syndrome? Let me educate you. Asians have coined the term Princess Syndrome or Princess Sickness to describe many Asian women. It is nothing more than an attempt to push Asian women down yet again.

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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

Some men view sex toys as a threat. I’m not sure why, insecurities, I suppose maybe the culprit. A smart man should know to collaborate with a woman’s vibrator and conquer her pleasures. As a woman with many toys, I always get annoyed when a man gets shifty around them.

So what if the girth and length are more impressive than what God gave you? So what if you’ve never heard me make the sounds I’m releasing when the wand is humming on my clit. Don’t back down from a challenge, and definitely don’t take it as a diss. I want to cum.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

It’s hot as fuck, but not as hot as I am. But it’s so fucking hot! Just think of all of the fun and new ways for us to fuck. Whether it’s a quick blow job under your desk at work, a clandestine fuck in the bed you share with your dumb wife or a weekend of fucking at a no-tell motel, I’m up for anything. JK, you do know deep down that I would never do anything with a fat fuck like you. I mean it’s been years since you could see your dick, hasn’t it? That dad bod just isn’t helping you get any pussy is it?

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext.410

It should come as no surprise to you that I hate your little penis. You wake up every day and look down, hoping it has grown. Even if it grew a centimeter more, you’d be thrilled. Anything is better than the micro-dick you sport now. Yet, day after day, it’s still a disappointment even to you.

When you call me for SPH, I’ll be ruthless. Your feelings mean nothing to me, and I don’t think a small penis is “cute.” I don’t have any use for a tiny prick. In fact, I think a small penis is the most insulting thing on this planet and I’d be doing you a favor if I just ripped it off.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

I often feel more like a psychologist or counselor than a phone sex expert. Of course phone sex lends itself to this. Confidentiality is very important and I am really here to help my phone sex patients.

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