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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Oh has it been a day! I have to explain to you the trouble Dr. Kooky has gotten me into now. In (Part one) I explained how Kooky invented an antidote for the recent virus outbreak and I also explained how I accidentally swallowed it when he confused the antidote for a migraine medicine he had concocted for me. I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, I really appreciate him trying to help me but when he confused the pills, the next thing that happened was forever life-changing.

He can’t remember how he created the antidote for the virus and now my body is the cure. That’s right, to cure the recent outbreak, I…Kayla… have to fuck anyone who is infected and my bodily fluids interacting with theirs will cure them as well. You might be thinking, then they can cure other people too, no big deal.

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1-844-332-2639 Ext 204

Did you miss me? Of course you did my voicemail box has never been more full then it is right now! I have been thinking of something the whole time I was gone. I was thinking that when I came back I would offer something special to everyone.

SOOOOOO here is the deal. If you are a new caller ONLY for me then I will offer you 5 free minutes with me WITH a paid call or chat. And what you have talked to me before? Oh well that’s OK too.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Are you ready to get your game on? Since it’s almost my favorite time of the year – yes I am a fanatic of college basketball, my game will be sports related. Lots of sexy sports trivia and a chance to win a free 15 minute phone sex call. Sounds like a win win to me. Game time starts at 2:00 PM EST in the Phone Sex Candy Chatroom. 

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized dick.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It’s that time again! GAME NIGHT! Now, this game isn’t one of speed or skill but one of PERSONALITY! That’s what she said will be a “caption this game” featuring the most awkward photos of orgasm faces I could find. Your job is to make us laugh with the most creative, whity caption.

Us Candy Girls are known to have pretty sharp tongues and can cut you to the quick, this will be your chance to shine and delight us!

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I may be a day late but I will never be a dollar short with you oink boys running around. I know, I know. Yesterday’s holiday isn’t ACTUALLY about Paypig’s but you have to admit it would be fun to have your own day. One where you just know you are expected to come out of pocket for everything.

I personally expect you to oink for me while giving up your cash every day but making you pay on a day meant for you just makes me giddy. Were you a good oinker? No? Then you better make up for it today little loser. March is a month meant for growth and opportunity. Take the opportunity to pay me now.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

So many men have a foot fetish, but an Asian foot fetish takes it to the next level. There is nothing that can compare to my tiny, size 5 feet. Perfect toes and soft, silken soles for you to worship. What could be sexier? I love to wear strappy sandals out in public because of the reaction I get.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

I can’t believe that for so long I categorized men into two basic categories – alpha and beta. Sure, most men do fall into either of those categories, but until I came across Todd, I was definitely oversimplifying. Let me give you a bit of background on this Omega male. Of course there is also the elusive Sigma male, but I will address that particular male in a later blog.

He is college educated and middle to upper class and married with two kids. Why would he be calling a phone sex service? Now, Todd has been henpecked for years by his domineering and very demanding wife. But, Todd thinks he is an Alpha male. He shows disdain for sissy boys, cuckolds and other Beta males. He mistakenly confuses the term Beta as a synonym for weak and easily dominated. Yes, Todd is ill-informed and quite ignorant.

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*Allison* 844-33-CANDY ext 286

Baby, I know what you really crave. There is no need to tiptoe around it. You are used to women judging you harshly for what your dick really wants. I promise that I am the nasty subbie slut of your dreams. I don’t have any limits and I always want to get nastier with each session that we do together.

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Ms. Bratty Kelsey 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639) Ext:358

I’m Kelsey candy’s newest teen brat Expect the unexpected because you don’t know which part of me, you’re going to get. The scary part is it all depends on you. That’s right it all depends on YOU.  I’m Kelsey i’m Seeking Trouble

If you come to me as an worthy alpha-male I will drop to my knees with a promise to be on my best behavior an obey all you ever ask of me. I love how eager an desperate I am to please your every single want. I cant help it something about you alpha males knowing exactly how to use your power. Continue reading “Phone Sex Newbie; Ms Bratty Kelsey Seeking Trouble!” →