Tonight is Game night and I get to Host!!! Whoohoo! You know I LOVE my Candy Girl Co-workers, so tonight I’m going to test your Candy Girl Knowledge with Name That Girl’s Photo Game!
I know you are a super perv. That you spend hours just looking at our photos, tugging on your pathetic little cock so this game should be SUPER easy for you!
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I went to a St. Patrick’s day party and drank way too many GREEN BEERS. My head was swimming but there was this super nice guy who came to my rescue. I couldn’t really tell you what he looked like because of the very thick beer goggles I had on!
My friends took my keys (thank you) but I was still pouting about wanting to take myself home. ‘Cus I’m a BIG GIRL after all. The guy who I said rescued me, well he offered to take me home. I swayed and weaved on the way out the door until he scooped me up in his big arms and carried me into his truck.
Yay! It’s pi day…What does that mean? Who fucking knows, right? Something about numbers and maybe circles. Math has never been my friend so I say Fuck you Pi day, let’s make it CREAM-Pi day!
Look at my hot, tight PUSSY. It’s almost perfect, isn’t it? The only thing missing is the stretch of your fat cock and some thick creaming drizzle leaking from my parted lips.
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He’s been dating my baby sister for a while now and has ruined her life. She’s eighteen and he’s over forty! She’s dropped out of school and even started stripping. I’m FURIOUS. Beyond furious, actually. How could he do this to her? How could he be okay with messing up her life like this? My parents are so mad, and no one can get through to her. She’s lovesick and stupid. I knew what I had to do. I had to go confront him! To verbally rip him to shreds and make him break up with her.
It was in her best interest, of course. That’s why I found his address and stormed over there. When he opened the door, I saw only red. I wanted to choke him out as he smiled and invited me into his house. I started to scream and he only shrugged with that stupid grin of his and said that my sister was “Happy.”
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It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Since someone has wrapped their lips around your BALLS and sucked them sweetly. Can you even remember the last time a woman crawled to you and begged for you to put your SACK in her mouth? I bet you can’t. I’d almost be willing to bet it’s NEVER happened to you.
Don’t worry, baby. Sweet Lovin’ Kayla Cumsalot is here now and begging for you to let me worship those big, heavy balls of yours. My TONGUE will slather your jewels with saliva while my hand strokes that fat cock of yours. You need to be drained, don’t you? Mmm, I know. You just lie back and let me show you how good it can feel when I empty your balls.
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My sister is getting married this year and I get to be her maid of honor! With us being in different states, it’s been hard deciding on a dress for me that will match with her other bride’s maid’s gowns. She asked me to go to a bridal shop here in Vegas and send her some pictures of the dresses I tried on.
Off I went to this fancy smancy bridal shop downtown with my friend Terri in tow. Terri is five foot nine inches tall, TRANSGENDER female with a cock that most men would envy. She’s very masculine in appearance but identifies and dresses female.
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Uncut cock is such a turn on. They are like little gifts that keep giving. The harder they get, the bigger they grow! It’s so sexy to think you know what you are getting and then still discover more dick is there for you.
Recently, I’ve been watching a lot of UNCUT COCK PORN and discovered cock DOCKING. I think it might be my new obsession. Will you let me teach you?
You called out of work today, claiming you are too ill to go in and do your job but we both know that’s a LIE. However, you’ll still need a doctor’s note to excuse your illness so come on over and take a seat. Let NURSE KAYLA check you out and make you all better.
I’m wearing a skin-tight white, latex nurse’s outfit with a stethoscope around my neck. My white knee-high stockings are held up by my sexy little garter belt that I know you just love the sight of. “What seems to be troubling you?” I purr in a sexy tone.
You horny boys like to play CHEAP sometimes. We know that not everyone can spoil their favorite Princess all the time so TOMSIN has made it incredibly easy for you to WIN a FREE ten-minute phone call with any girl of your choice!
Can you imagine all of the DIRTY things you can talk about in ten minutes? My pussy is practically DRIPPING at the idea of you getting off on a CHEAP dirty phone call with me or one of my SEXY candy girl friends. What filthy kink have you been too afraid to ask for? Is there something that makes you feel ashamed but you can’t stop thinking about it anyway? Mmm, all you have to do is VOTE and that call could be yours.
Last night, Lucy and I caught a superhero, or should I say a ‘stupid hero.’ Under the cover of darkness he claims to right wrongs and fights crimes but we knew there was something a little sketchy about this guy. It was far too easy to lure him in with the promise of sex and HUMILIATION.
Once inside our lair, we STRAPPED him down to a mechanical table and toyed with the idea of exposing who he really was. A hero’s greatest asset, after all, is his identity. Oh, how he begged! “Don’t remove my mask! I’ll do anything. Anything you say. Please, just not the mask.” Pttfff. Like we cared?