Redneck

KayKay 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Last night the girls and I decided to stir up trouble in sin city. Our first stop was to the Stratosphere for redneck magic. I was a little unsure about how funny the show would be as we sat down in the dark. The room was crowded and we were sitting so close to the strangers in the audience.

The man next to me kept looking over at my thighs. I suppose my skirt may have been a little too short and my heels night have been a little too high for the caliber of the show but we did have plans for after anyhow.

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Come

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Come play with us! We Candy Girls know how much we tempt you, how much we fill your every day to day thought. Since the holidays are over and you are forced to go back to work, you’ve been doing a better job of focusing on work instead of your favorite playmates.

Sure, work is important but so is your cock! Just because you are sitting in a busy office doesn’t mean you shouldn’t enjoy some risky phonesex chat or even a call in the public bathroom! To help encourage you to be brave, I talked to the sexy Boss Lady and she agreed to peek into chat at some point today to give away a FREE 10-minute call!

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Missing

Kayla & Collette 1844-33-CANDY (Kaykay 357/Coco383)

Baby, you don’t know what you are missing if you haven’t called Collette and I together! We are such a talented pair. I mean, I don’t normally toot my own horn but when Collette is driving as Mistress in charge and I get to play the slutty, little cock sleeve that does her bidding, we slam it out of the park!

Tonight, we had two incredibly hot sessions together. The best part, they were two VERY different types of calls and still we just vibed together to achieve the same goal. Two, massive loads of cum spilled all for us!

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D-word

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Tuesday Night is one of two GAME NIGHTs here in phonesexcandy’s FREE chat room! Are you going to join me tonight at nine pm EST/ six pm PST? I mean what else do you have to do? Eat dinner with your lazy wife? Shovel snow from the driveway that will be there in an hour anyhow?

Come take a load off and join me for D-word trivia!

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Birthday

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It’s that time of year again! Princess Kayla loves to make each and every birthday super memorable! Of course, I have no idea what’s going to be in store for me this year as the special day arrives but I wanted to share one of my favorite birthday memories.

It was my sixteenth birthday. Such an amazing day for most girls. You finally feel like a real woman. Old enough to drive and smart enough to drive men wild. I was working at a small family dinner where regulars lined the counters nightly.

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Keeper

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Becoming Kooky’s Keeper. You know I’m always looking for a way to earn a few extra bucks. When my mom told me the older man down the street was looking for someone to help him out a few hours a week, I thought it would be easy money! Boy, was I wrong!

As older gentleman do, he was beginning to forget things. Like where he put his wallet and if he’d taken his pills. He was even having a hard time dressing and wearing matching shoes outside of the house. I’d called him and offered to be his little helper. He sounded delighted and asked if I’d come over right away.

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foul-mouthed
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I’m a foul-mouthed little bitch who uses swear words as sentence enhancers. “It’s not ladylike to cuss, Kayla.” “Little girls shouldn’t use such language, Kayla.” “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” *eye roll* Give it a rest, already! No one ever said I was trying to be ladylike, anyhow!

You don’t like it? Don’t fucking talk to me. However, if it turns you on to hear such nasty filth fall out of such a pretty mouth, by all means. Pick up the phone and listen to me spew cuss words like a fucking sailor.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

People in your life think you are a grown-ass man but if only they knew the truth. You are the neediest attention whore I have ever met. If you think this blog is about you, then it probably is.

As my BFF says “Check yourself before you wreck yourself, booboo.” It’s insane the amount of bitch boy entitlement that runs amuck round here. Like fruit flies around rotting pussy. It’s disgusting!

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Stirring
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Alright, alright! I finally figured it out! Geez. You boys are always asking if I’m stirring up trouble? Have I gotten into any trouble lately? Like y’all are my dang Daddies or something…hehe…And it finally dawned on me.

Trouble is what you call that naughty head between your legs! I mean, has it ever lead you into anything but? Nope! And so, when you ask me if I’ve been stirring up trouble, what you really mean to ask me is if I’ve been meaning to tease your cock lately!? You know the answer to that! Yes, of course, I have!

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Man
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Every day that passes, I realize all men are the same. On the outside, they look like successful businessmen, loyal husbands, devoted fathers and the like but it’s nothing but a mask. You know what a mask is, don’t you? It’s a fucking lie. A covering for the binkie sucking, energy-draining, diaper wetting, little fucks they really are.

Sure, they go through their day to day tasks, putting on their devil like charming smiles and toying with the minds of everyone who knows them but then, when they finally get some alone time, they call me. Once we’re on the phone, the mask is shattered and the real truth shines out loud and clear. His true self is a horny for his mommy, wants to cum in a pp filled diaper, BABY!

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