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Shrunken Spelunking

Mama Felicity 1844-332-2693 Ext 270

I read an advertisement for a shrunken man who wanted to go spelunking. He was looking for an adventurous, normal-sized woman who would let him dive deep into her…caves. The idea thrilled me. He said he was currently one inch tall and was looking for wet, tight caverns to explore. Of course, his hobby would bring me great pleasure as he did his exploring, so I dialed the number and asked how soon we could meet up.

He was even more excited and begged me to come pick him up. He was at the research facility that had shrunk him. They hosted a shrunken community and cared for people his size when they weren’t with keepers. I’d have to sign him out as his current caretaker while we had our fun and return him after if we wished to part ways.

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Mama Felicity 1844-332-2639 Ext 270

Have you met my little toy? He’s really the cutest thing. Dennis chose to be shrunken down to the size of an action figure, and my family adopted him. Together, we all take care of him and love him like a pet. He’s always getting into trouble and finding himself in messes she shouldn’t be in.

Like how last night, I was cooking dinner, and Dennis was playing on the counter. He climbed into the bag of shredded cheese and tossed out little bits of cheese to help make the cheesy garlic bread. Of course, this isn’t really the help I would have asked him for, but he just takes initiative and tries on his own. I had to fish him out of the cheese bag and dust his little body off.

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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

Oops, I shrunk my boyfriend. I mean, it was accidental but on purpose. I know that isn’t very clear; allow me to explain. He’s so tall and cocky, a real man’s man, if you will. He is always teasing people who are shorter than him, and frankly, I’d had enough. He needed to swallow some humble pie and learn his lesson.

Bullying isn’t nice! I got the flower from a lady in a dusty hippie store downtown. She told me to crunch up the petal and seep it in his tea. She said because they were natural and each petal possessed its potency; it would be challenging to tell HOW much he would shrink. She suggested I start small and increase as needed.

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I decided that I needed A Potion from Santa! Let me explain. After my Halloween run in with the Witch that made me the Potion of Shrinking, I wanted more. I was actually a tad ashamed of my new habit- shrinking, taking, and caring for arrogant men- and afraid to go back to her again. I know she said I could, but I didn’t want to seem greedy to a woman who’s craft I respected.

Sitting down to the table, I pulled out a notebook and pen. It had been since my teens since I had done this, (the very last time to please my mom), but I was going to write a letter to Santa. I am going to ask him to bring me A Potion that will allow me to shrink a man to the size of a baby. Oh I love my little Lego-sized man, but I also want to make one into a helpless baby. Continue reading “A Potion from Santa Phonesex” →

Monique 844-332-2639 x 231

Today I finally tested out my Shrunken Potion and here are the Results! As you may recall, I found the perfect man to shrink! He met every box I needed to check and then some! I was almost in disbelief at how well everything worked out for me. Settle in and let me tell you the story of how it came to be that I got to test out my Shrunken Potion

I found him on a dating site, just as I had planned. It didn’t even take a full 24 hours to spot the right arrogant, alpha for the job. As soon as he was messaging me, I knew it was a done deal. I made arrangements to meet him at a quiet café not too far from my house the following evening. My plan was to get him comfortable and having a good time, and as soon as he gets up to use the restroom, I would slip the potion into his drink Continue reading “Shrunken Potion Phonesex” →

Monique 844-332-2639 x 231

I came home today and My husband Shrunk Himself Phonesex! The house was quiet, which was unusual for this time of day. I shrug my shoulders. Maybe for once my husband was being quiet upstairs, working secretly on a project with his partner Dave. I got myself a glass of wine, dismissing the concern for a moment. Without thought I undid the top of my blouse, freeing two buttons from their resting place. I take a few sips of the dark red liquid before removing my shoes and taking down my hair.

I went through the mail on the counter, steadily drinking from my cup, enjoying the way it warmed me up. It’s also making me feel a bit sexy tonight. Maybe I should not be feeling this loose with my husband’s co-worker there. By the time I am done sorting the pile of mail I am a little puzzled I still haven’t heard a peep from the two of you, so I decide to take a closer look and head towards your lab. I pour another glass before heading upstairs. Continue reading “My husband Shrunk Himself Phonesex!” →