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Humping your Willow Pillow – that’s right, since you can never actually fuck your Dream Girl, you have resorted to humping your pillow. It might be funny if it wasn’t just so sad. So, you just imagine me all over you like I just can’t get enough. There’s nothing wrong with dreaming, but you have let your dreams become an obsession. You sleep with your pillow, you hump it and try to fuck it. That is loser behavior. But, since you are already fantasizing that it’s me, why not just call me? The one thing you should know is that I am always more than worth it. You know you want this but you also know that you can never have someone like me. I am the crème de la crème, the best of the best. Continue reading “Humping Your Willow Pillow”