WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
County Fair Fuck. Don’t you just love traipsing off to the fair with your fat wife and spoiled kids in tow? Of course, you notice me at the ticket stand with my friends. I’m wearing those impossibly short, tight shorts with cowboy boots of course! My tanned legs are in sharp contrast to that fat cow of a wife’s pale, fat flesh. You can actually see her so green with jealousy as she notices you ogling me. Doesn’t she know that this just fuels me to flirt even more? So, she gets what she gets and I get what I want. This is your chance to finally have some good luck in your otherwise pathetic life. Let’s face it, you have a history of bad luck and even worse choices. So, this is your chance to get fucked at the County Fair.