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Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394

How was your weekend? Did you get everything done that you wanted? Do some yard work, maybe? Possibly took the wife or girlfriend out to dinner? That sounds nice. I found a random stranger in hopes of getting some hard cock action. I’ve always enjoyed a good anonymous hookup, and it was time to go on the prowl.  Isn’t technology great?

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you:  You’re Welcome!

  • Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
  • Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
  • Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
  • That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
  • Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
  • Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
  • Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
  • Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

It’s Monday again. It’s still January and it’s still winter. Your life still sucks. Your marriage is still pathetic. Your wife still treats you like a cuck and your kids still disrespect you. Your boss still thinks you are a fuck up and your *** is even looking at you like you are an idiot. You look in the mirror and see an old man staring back. Your body has gone soft and so has your dick. Is there any hope for you? Of course, there is. Give your favorite homewrecker a call.

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*LUCY*  844-332-2639 xxx- 221

Many of my visitors hold important positions in our little town. One of them is the police chief. When we met, he was just a beat cop and had pulled me over for running a stop sign at 2 a.m. He never did give me a ticket because I wound up giving him a blow job in his patrol car. We’ve maintained a fun relationship ever since that night.  Continue reading “Big Police Chief Has A Tiny Dick Phone Sex”

~~~~Olivia~~~~844-332-2639 x 226~~~~

Stepping out of the shower I wrapped the plush towel around me.  Wrapping my hair up I walked toward my bedroom.  I’ve been waiting for this date for some time.  I met him at the college where I model part-time.  If I could describe him so you’d understand; I would say he reminds me of Clark Kent.  Just thinking of being wrapped in his arms makes my pussy twitch.  

I decided on my red thong panties and a black camisole.  No bra.  A short black wrap shirt finished my outfit.  No stockings;  but black stilettos rounded out the outfit.  Continue reading “One of My Favorite: Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex”

Mistress Collette — 1-844-332-2639 ext 383

Look at you, sitting there once again, before me. You’re pathetic and your life is fucking meaningless. The only thing that you have to look forward to is worshipping me and spending every single dollar that you earn on me. I mean you do get to cum but I don’t think I’m going to let you enjoy it today. Why should you be able to enjoy it? You’re a pathetic loser.

You really are the dirt beneath my feet. Go ahead, pull it out, pull out your pathetic little cock. You call it a cock, but it’s a lame cock. Go ahead pull it out. Look at you, already hard. And you call that thing a cock??? If you would try fucking me with that pathetic little thing, you would make my tight little pussy appear like a fucking canyon. Continue reading “Even in 2019, You Are Still Pathetic — Phonesex with Mistress Collette”