Category: phonesex therapy

Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Okay, okay, I’ll admit it.

Indeed, I am a Canadian.

When I very first started at Candy, I was overly cautious of protecting myself and my location so I lied and pretended to be an American. Living, “close to the Canadian border” I would say. 

Well, once I started saying, “Eh!?” on calls, it was pretty obvious where I was from. 

Please, do not ask me what part of Canada I am from as that is not safe for me to reveal. 

In this blog post, I am going to break down some common Canadian stereotypes and tell you whether or not they are true for your favourite Canadian, Jemma. 

Continue reading “Jemma, the Canadian, EH?!” →

Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

One question I am often asked in The Playroom is what my hands look like, feel like, and what kind of rings I wear on my fingers. 

Writing this blog, specifically for those tiny clients I love. 

Let’s start with my bare hands and fingers.

I’ll admit something embarrassing. Epilating is when you use a little “razer-like” machine to remove hair from your body. I epilate my hands and fingers because I have dark hair, and I hate seeing tiny hairs growing on my fingers or the dorsal side of my hand. So, they are smooth and completely hairless. Not to mention, I am addicted to hand lotion and apply it constantly. Nice, soft, and supple. Just like my tits. 

Next, as for my fingers, I wouldn’t say there is anything particularly unique about them. My ring finger, middle finger, and index finger on both hands are usually a size 7-8, weather dependent. When it is really cold my fingers shrink and when it is hot, they swell, as they do for most people. Did you know, none of your fingers are the same size? Just because your left index finger is a size 7, does not mean your right would be. 

Continue reading “Jemma’s Hands and Fingers” →

Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Once upon a time, in the world of 2003, a beautiful girl named Jemma was born. 

Now, let me tell you why Gen Z is both the best and worst thing that ever began happening to this earth. 

First, like most people born between the years of 1997 through 2012. I have never known a world without cell phones and the internet. 

I’ll illustrate this. 

For example, have you ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where George, Jerry, and Elaine are stuck at the Chinese restaurant, famished, and not being seated?   

The entire time I watch the episode, all I can think about is how an iPhone would solve all their problems. In 2023, the episode almost doesn’t make sense. Like, can you tell me what a payphone is? All I know is this site is pay-to-play. 

Ironically, my generation tends to hate answering their phone to a call without a heads-up first. 

Quoting Kelly Kapoor, “You want to call someone that texted you? Do you want to drive them away? I mean…”

Continue reading “Jemma is Afraid of Her Phone” →

XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

Hello horny readers. Your favorite therapist is back, with a rather interesting subject for my slutty, sexy, therapist couch.
Now, you know the usual subject. There was Maggie and Shannon and Hannah and Pia in the past. And while they are all super sexy in their own vulnerable and helpless way – an uncle here, a stepdaddy there, an evil auntie here, a neighbor there, a mean cousin (hi Hannah, we’ll never forget your sexy tears!!) – they all have a certain something in common. Namely, they all loved seducing much older men into their wet, warm, inviting, tiny holes, and then they loved pretending it was something they didn’t want.
Now, helping them understand it was something they did want, and being a filthy, disgusting whore is their highest and best use is always fun and fulfilling. I help these girls figure out their lives, and I give something to you guys to jerk off to forever because the internet, like damaged girls’ psyches, is, well, forever. So, Hannah’s molested cunt, Shannon’s special date nights, Maggie’s tears and fears, all forever and ever and ever.

Continue reading “Hey Guys Meet Polly – Therapist Laylene’s Newest” →

Tessa 1-844-332-2639 ext. 445

What do they always say about pussy control? Well I personally think that as much as my pussy is Grade A+, my tongue is absolutely mind-blowing! You won’t be able to get enough.
The things that my warm, wet, and might I add, skilled and experienced tongue does just makes me believe that it should have its own entrance fee slapped on.  I might as well call it my secret weapon, and it should have some kind of warning that reads, “Caution: Enter at your own risk because once you cum into for ride, there’s no turning back.” This dirty girl loves to kiss, and I’m not talking about your grandma’s peck. I’m talking I want to get a full on massage with your tongue. We’re going to get nasty together. We’re going to taste, you know like a wine tasting, but this is going to be so much more of a raw experience. You know, cause this naughty cunt likes it that way. If it isn’t raw, I don’t want it.

Continue reading “Her Secret Weapon” →

Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203

I absolutely love buying and collecting lingerie. I even have some pieces with the tags still on them which I have never ever worn. But I also have favorite ones which I wear all the time. Some are lucky, and some help me get lucky. And I try to have an item in every single color, shade and tone. It doesn’t have to match, they can be mismatched, complimentary or coordinated. Can you imagine what my closet looks like?

Continue reading “The lingerie thief” →

 

Anna 1-844-332-2639 EXT 203

I want someone with a dirty mind. The dirtier the better. I hate vanilla sex. The only time I like vanilla is when its on my desserts, like cake and ice cream. I love ice cream, don’t you? I would love to just lick you like an ice cream cone. You can tell me how you want it, don’t be shy. Do you like it nice and neat or do you want it wet and sloppy? Maybe with drool everywhere? I normally don’t drool. You’ll have to make me. Gagging is the best way to get a lot of drool out of a girl. That will produce more saliva than you can imagine.

 

Continue reading “Where are all the dirty deviants at?” →

Anna 1-844-332-2639 EXT 203

 I love dirty talk. Doesn’t matter the topic, or type of sex, I love it all. I want to hear about all of your dirty deviant fantasies. What do you want more than anything in this world? What have you always wanted to try but have never been able to? What really gets your engine going? Tell me. I want to know. Is it a certain phrase? Maybe a certain item of clothing or outfit? Or maybe it’s a certain scenario that you’re just aching to try.

Continue reading “Anna wants your Banana” →

 

Lexi wants you on the phone

Sexy Lexi 1844-332-2639 Ext 261

You stumbled upon this blog; probably your dick began to throb because you know I’m such a whore. Through the screen, you already feeling a connection, already feeling the sexual tension. You want to fuck over the phone line. I’ve been running through your head all night, and you know you can call me anytime. You wait to be home alone, so I can make you cum over the phone. You long to touch me, to feel my fire, but the distance between us keeps you from fulfilling that desire. Continue reading “Lexi Fucks You Over and Over, Over the phone” →

Sexy Lexi 1844-332-2639 Ext 261

At a shelter I stayed at there was this sexy black girl with huge natural boobs, even bigger than mine. They must have been natural double D, and the way they demanded attention was so luscious. The sexiest and wildest women I’ve met (other than at strip clubs and here!) have been at shelters. I could be wrong, but by the way she looked at me and talked to me, it was like she wanted to convince me of something her actions were otherwise putting into question. At the end of the day, I was the one sleeping with her and there were very sexy black men working at our shelter kindly offering to give us good dick. She even referred to me as “my bitch” when speaking to others.

Continue reading “Sexy Lexi Gets Nasty” →