Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Jason and I went away for a fun little trip recently. To see some snow before spring fully takes over the valley and blooms into the depressing heat of Vegas summer. It happens so quickly. The hotel was tucked in between the snowy mountains and looked like the perfect hideaway lodge. Somewhere so foreign from the palm trees and cactus plants I’m used to. I was surprised by how busy the area actually was. I expected it to be like a ghost town, but so many men were there for skiing/snowboarding and snowmobiling.

As we checked in, I could feel hungry eyes on my body. I dressed in shorts, a tank top, and my flip-flops for the drive when we’d left Vegas; it was in the eighties! Now, however, in the cold, open lobby full of rowdy sportsmen, I was shivering. I tried to huddle next to Jason’s body as he spoke with the front desk, but there was no hiding.

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Hey hey guy and dolls! What the Fuck it’s already the last weekend of March! And Tuesday is my birthday and so we are going to have fun! I call this game “What the Fuck”.  Make sure you read all the way through this blog for a chance to win extra points!  Color me excited! I put a bit of work into setting this up, so I hope y’all enjoy it just as much as I do!

I know often times our games take on a more trivia type element. Which I absolutely love so, so much! But I thought I would change things up this week. There will be a few “trivia” questions sprinkled in, which you’ll have the answers to *if* you read our blogs. Haha oh boy! I wonder how many off you will have points right out the gate! Continue reading “What the Fuck! Saturday 03/27/21 Phonesex Game”

Fully clothed BBW holds her big tits while looking at camera.

By Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

For a bit last summer, I worked in a men’s suit shop. It didn’t last long because of my excellent customer service. I only tried to be accommodating, but the shop’s owner said we weren’t there to give blow jobs while measuring inseams.

I couldn’t help myself! Do you know who comes into a fancy suit shop to buy a suit?! Older, rich men. CEOs and DADDIES! Men of wealth and position come in to get fitted. Poor dudes don’t tailor anything, and it shows. A man who purchases a five thousand dollar suit, in my opinion, should get a blow job while shopping.

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Blonde Felicity is your naughty teacher.
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I’m tired of you acting like a class clown. You think you’re so cute and funny, but you fucking aren’t. You waste my time to get a few giggles out of the girls who think you’re stupid anyway. No more missus, nice guy, It’s past time for you to meet the naughty teacher.

By the looks of your grades this semester, I’d have to agree. You’re failing almost every subject. I know your mother won’t be happy about your report card. You better see me after class to discuss extra credit. It won’t be easy for fun, so wipe that smirk off your face.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Tonight at 6 pm PST, I’ll be hosting game night! You don’t have to be smart or have a long cock (lucky for you losers, eh?) to win my game. February is the month of LOVE and since y’all spend all day here, I assumed you must be good at purchasing gifts to win your lady’s favor after she’s caught you with your dick in your hand.

I’ll be sharing some gift ideas (You’re welcome) and all you have to do is tell me “What did you do,” that caused you to spend that much $$money$$ on a gift.

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You think you are a grown man capable of making your own decisions but you are wrong. There is a reason I have to look after you so often, baby. You are too little to make big decisions but don’t worry, Babysitter Katie knows best.

Today I think we should go for a walk in the park! It is such a lovely day so let us put on our shoes and get the stroller. Come here, let me help you climb in. And raise your hands please, I do not want your sweet fingers to get caught while I am buckling you in. There we go, all better!

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Fat Ass

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

For as long as you can remember, you’ve had a thing for big, round, fat ass girls. Hello, we do make this rockin’ world go round so why do you feel so ashamed for liking what you like? I saw you watching me from across the party. Your pervy gaze locked on the curves of my rump.

Your friends are checking out the twig bitches around me but I see where you’re looking. There’s only one juicy ass you wanna take a bite out of and we both know who it belongs to. Continue reading “Fat Ass Tease Phonesex”

Cockfight

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Cockfight, dick wrestling, whatever you want to call it, I know you want to watch it. The other day it dawned on me how much you secret sissy bitches have been stroking yourselves to the idea of playing with Tom or I. I had this idea for a fun way for all of us to play together.

We’re going to have a cockfight. The winner gets to fuck you.

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Spanking

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It looks like its time for a spanking. You’ve been a naughty boy, there is no denying that. It’s written all over your guilty face! Get over here and tell me what it is you’ve done? Don’t waste my time by coming up with excuses. I don’t want to hear it, I want the truth and the truth is what I’m going to get, young man. Even if I have to spank it out of you.

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Voyeur

By Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I don’t babysit a lot mostly ‘cus they people I do sit for say I’m worse than their kids and not responsible enough to take care of the ones they love most. Whatever. There is this one mom who is too broke to have anyone else watch her badass son. She asks me over a few times a month and normally, I leave the boy alone. He’s a bad-mouthed, video game addict.

Basically, she pays me to sit on her couch and eat the snacks in her pantry. Last night, however, as I was munching on stale Cheetos I heard some weird sounds from his room. Not the shouting, cussing like normal when he plays his games but…Moaning?

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